shit spinner

someone who talks a load of rubbish

"You are a shit spinner!"

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

niglet spinner

A black fidget spinner.

I shoved my niglet spinner so far up my ass that I thought I would never see it again.

by Bottom Text June 20, 2017

Rough Spunker

Noun: One who spunks with exceptional roughness, resulting in discomfort for all parties involved.

I don't know if I can keep dating Josh, he's a really rough spunker.

by Hackworthy July 7, 2011

spinner

a female of petite stature,enabling
a wide variety of manipulations.

DAMN!you never see a spinner with a
butt that big!

by korvex July 28, 2004

spanker

Someone who claims to know something about anything but in reality is only a half-witted chronic masturbator who wishes to impress with their ever-so-lameass limited knowledge in a vain attempt to cover-up their double-digit IQ, usually resorting to Wikipedia in desperation.

Troll: "i know everything about quantum mechanics, evolutionary biology, general relativity, and medicine because I read it on Wikipedia".

Zoe: "spanker"...

by zoe28 November 7, 2009

Slinkerknot

A person who can not speak in the present tense

Steve proved he was a slinkerknot by saying (while eating a doughnut) "This doughnut tasted good"

by jakotak September 13, 2011

sinker

When one testicle hangs lower than the other. It is most easily seen when coming out of the shower. Usually accompanied by a bush.

Person 1: Look at that dudes fucked up ballsack
Person 2: No dude, it's just his sinker, it's hard to see because of the bush

by maltedmiltballs June 28, 2010