Speedo

What you DON'T want to see on men, fat women, and old women.

I can't even go to the gym anymore without seeing a bunch of Fatzillas wearing tight Speedos.

by AYB March 10, 2003

evacuate your Superdome

just another delightful euphemism for the sex act.

"Baby, I'm gonna buy you one more round of wine coolers, and then we're gonna go park in the alley and I'm gonna evacuate your Superdome."

by Lil' Camper September 16, 2005

speedo

A speedo is a bicyclist who wears bicycle outfits. Especially in stripes, large checks, and dayglow, plus racing colors w logos, rear-view sunglasses, pseudo-military style. Add clips plus attitude. Top it off with V-pattern drafting around baby carriages and your lane. Plus chosen words directed at you.

Would chicken work to get that speedo out of my lane? No. Let Darwin work his magic on the speedo without your direct participation.

by BudLite May 1, 2010

spedoinkle

A fat porker of a man (usually with a rotund belly covering his shriveled cock), roasting his burned ass on the beech in a Speedo,usually with back hair matted down in sun tan lotion.

"Man, look at that spedoinkle! What a land whale!"

by Shizzle April 8, 2003

Speedo-Jerk

When you wear black speedo bicycle pants , smoke a marlboro light, and jack off, very quickly, lying on the hood of your maroon chevy cavalier while listening to Journey in a rural setting, privately.

The thought of her firm breasts and round ass drove the "Little Guy" to Speedo-Jerk.
(Bzzzzzzzzzzz!)

by Kent Spent August 18, 2008

spedophile

A person that is mentally retarded or also known as a sped that has pedophile tendencies.

That mentally challenged person over there is a spedophile..

by wenchepO0 February 8, 2009

speedo

a type of men's bathing suit that resembles the shape of women's underwear. not exeptable to be worn anywhere except Europe, and not to be worn anywhere at all if you are overweight.

"hahaha, did you see that fat ass in a speedo?! man that was nasty."

by Kennedi Greene August 28, 2007