The Satanic Bible

The holy book of Satanism; the unequivocal, modern, definitive edition. By Nolan Aljaddou. THE OFFICIAL 2012 CONFIRMATIONS; OR, CONFESSIONS OF THE ANTICHRIST.

Anagram, am I? Mr. A., again! Or Ram, the Arm of Ra
(if myths manage a say).

The Satanic Bible - is written by RAM (Satan).

by Ubermensch-One March 19, 2018

Theistic Satanism

Theistic Satanism is the most popular and common form of Satanism. This type of Satanism is not what is portrayed like in today's world. These Satanists(as well as all other variants of Satanism) are not evil, don't kill or commit any crimes. Satanists work their entire lives on being more spiritual and more in-tune with the earth. Theistic Satanist know that Satan (sometimes referred to as Enki as well as a few other names) and the Gods/Demons to be real beings. Through rituals and meditation, Theistic Satanists work to awaken energy in their body called the Kudalini Spirit, once this has awoken, the individual has reached godhead and will become a Demon/God after death. This practice takes a long time to achieve, taking more than one life, which means one most go through many lives to achieve godhead.

I am dedicated Theistic Satanist, and proud.

Theistic Satanism is a wonderful lifestyle full of self fulfillment.

by AnarchyStocking July 16, 2011

sapata

Portuguese (brazilian portuguese) word for a female homossexual. That's a short form of sapatão.

A girl said to her friend:
- I don't think they liked me at all... One of them pointed at me and called me a "Sapata".

by Rodrigo "Folks" April 8, 2007

Not Today Satan

When a evil blood sucking succubus tries to ruin your friends or your life.

When your friend's ex ask you for his new number. Not today Satan

by GreatwhiteClark October 12, 2015

Satabdi

A beautiful girl whose smart, funny, grammatically correct and loves a good time. She is one of the best friends you will ever have. She can party all night and still get all A's.

Man I pulled a "Satabdi". I went out last night then got an A on my philosophy exam the next day.

by mandy-cole December 16, 2011

Sata

Serial ata drive. A new format of connection drives on a computer. Transfer rates up to 150 MB/sec.

The Raptor Sata drive is 10,000 RPM

by NICK DIBLASI / STEALTH-WRX January 2, 2005

spatangled

Very high, usually from smoking weed and drinking alcoholic beverages.

We were so spatangled we saw little green men and ufo's.

by Kenny Benny 725 August 22, 2019