spastard

A person for whom both the insults "spastic" and "retard" apply. spas-tard.

You fucking spastard, you dropped the jellyfish back in the sea.

by mmmmmmkay August 16, 2005

smasterfuck

the best sex possible.

wow i picked up this hot crackhead last night i smasterfucked her in my backseat for $3
it was awesome

by davidwating October 5, 2003

The Sasta King

Sasta: Poor quality joke.

The Sasta King : The King of Sastas.

def: a person who cracks the dumbest jokes one cant possibly think of. They can range from being very pathetic, pathetic, ok-ok types, or good or even hilarious!

Sahil: What did the apple say when the fat man was about to eat it?
Everyone: ermm... :S
Sahil: Nothing, apples can't speak!!!
Everyone: UGHHHHHHHH! All hail His Royal Highness The Sasta King ...Sahil !

by Top Secret ! October 6, 2007

shasted

When one gets shit face wasted

I was so fuckin shasted last night I broke into a fat girls house and looked at her in the shower!

by Davrial Thomas August 29, 2006

Shasta

The act of hosing your seed for on, in or around,

Ahhhh shit nigga, my bitch might be pregnant, I shastaed in her last night

by CrackRocket December 29, 2018

shasta mctasta

Very cool. Hip or ausome.

When I saw the man do a 1080 on his snowboard, I said, "Shasta Mctasta!!"

by TEJA March 4, 2005

Shasta

Term used to describe a straight girl who occasionally chooses to take on the appearance of a lesbian.

Did you see Sara this weekend? She was totally shasta.

by More Jacksoner March 22, 2011