to masturbate at sea
by Aaron with one A May 29, 2008
Get the spank the dolphine mug.An aggresive and prolonged form of masturbation resulting in a chaffing and subsequential bleeding of the male genetalia.
Jim: Sorry you couldn't hook up tonight at the club. Hang in there man you'll get past this dry spell.
Gary: Thats alright I'm going to go home and spank it bloody to work out some of this frustration.
Gary: Thats alright I'm going to go home and spank it bloody to work out some of this frustration.
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A holiday that is on March 28th every year. During "Spank Me I'm Dirty Day" most people tend to get muddy and wraunchy, and spank each others asses repetitively.
by potheadclauds January 5, 2012
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by Coorslite82 May 7, 2011
Get the spank juice mug.n. 1. The butt. In the same way a gas tank is filled up with gas, the spank tank may be filled up with a good spanking.
2. The mental database of naughty images to which one can spank the monkey when more conventional pornography is not, uh, "at hand."
2. The mental database of naughty images to which one can spank the monkey when more conventional pornography is not, uh, "at hand."
1. Yo baby, come over here and lemme fill up yer spank tank.
2. My mom threw away all my porno mags. Now I have to rely on my spank tank.
2. My mom threw away all my porno mags. Now I have to rely on my spank tank.
by SkidMarkyMark May 15, 2006
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Originates from Batman Forever, exclaimed by The Riddler, aka Jim Carrey, when he guessed the correct location of Bruce Wayne in his mansion, at which point he exclaimed "spank me!"
Possibly similar to "somebody stop me" from The Mask.
Originates from Batman Forever, exclaimed by The Riddler, aka Jim Carrey, when he guessed the correct location of Bruce Wayne in his mansion, at which point he exclaimed "spank me!"
Possibly similar to "somebody stop me" from The Mask.
After searching Wayne mansion, The Riddler finally finds Bruce hiding in the living room with Nicole Kidman. "Spank me!" He exclaims in joy at his discovery, and proceeds to fuck them up.
Beating the final level of crash nitro kart - "SPANK ME!! I FUCKING DID IT."
Beating the final level of crash nitro kart - "SPANK ME!! I FUCKING DID IT."
by On behalf of James November 4, 2011
Get the spank me mug.Noun: (1)a military vehicle(LAV) used for the express purpose of nasturbation typically found in deployed settings to boost the morale of male soldiers, never cleaned...think about it....possesses distinct functified smell
" Pollie Bear is the quickest person in the Spank Tank."
"Fernie never goes to the Spank Tank he only uses his wack shack, he's high class."
"The Spank Tank is for public use, but a wack shack is for private enjoyment."
"Fernie never goes to the Spank Tank he only uses his wack shack, he's high class."
"The Spank Tank is for public use, but a wack shack is for private enjoyment."
by Lamelogic July 12, 2009
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