snowswag

A fat white kid that thinks that that this word means he is cool but it means hes a fag

and he gets beat up by black people

Kyle u jizzmonkey snowswag is a gay fucking word

by morgalope69 September 15, 2009

Sowshid

When the conversation is stopped becuase of something someone has said, this then causes an akward silence.

Person A: My Auntie died last night
Person B: That was kind of sowshid

by 34601 November 1, 2009

Snowhawk

The strip of snow left on the roof of ones car after driving without brushing the snow off the roof first. This usually creates problems for the drivers behind them.

1) Look at the snowhawk on that car!

by Real Diels December 12, 2009

snowslag

a snow woman

a woman mad out of snow SNOWSLAG

by BLACK_DOGG December 18, 2009

snowstitute

a curious product of Chicago's Blizzard of 2011, "snowstitution" is a practice where a guy (with a car surrounded/covered by snow) hires an attractive girl to make feeble, ineffective attempts at shoveling the snow, only to lure in random guys (snow-shovelling johns, or "shons") to take over for the snow-shovelling damsel-in-distress. Also known as a "snowjob."

My car was all but lost in the snow, until I picked up a snowstitute to get the job done. The shons couldn't keep teir hands off their shovels.

by rsb1000 February 23, 2011

snowhawk

When you are trying to clean your car off during or after a snowstorm but you and your ice scraper can't reach the top middle of the truck it creates a Mohawk-like design of snow on the vehicle.

Hey man, tough time reaching the top of your truck? Ya got a snowhawk there.

by BeethovenBones June 8, 2013

snowlhouette

The silhouette of the body in the snow that is left after one fell on the back in the show or attempted making a snow angel

*fell on the back in the snow, stood up

1. Look at my snowlhouette!

by katologic January 22, 2014