Snowman

Snowman

Snowman a Angry Short Blind plumber with a Micro Penis

by Angryplumber June 15, 2022

Melted Snowman

The act of rolling your penis into the shape of a ball, then grabbing both testicles, smushing them together, then proceeding to shove it into your partner's mouth, then ejaculating, causing a Melted Snowman.

Dad: Hey kids, do you want to make a melted snowman?

Kids: Yes daddy!

Or

Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!

by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024

Louisiana Snowman

Noun. A green snowman made out of large heads of cabbage.. cuz they aint got no snow.

Why is it even called a Louisiana Snowman if it isnt made out of snow? Where you thinx they gon' find fluffy stuff down rown hyeă?

by chocodile December 11, 2022

Frosty The Snowman

When you put an ice cube where the sun dont shine during touchy touchy time an ✨finish✨

My gf and i tried frosty the snowman the othet day

by d0ntc0meafterme August 9, 2021

snowman cookie

where a guy shoves his dick in a snowmans ass, mostly putting a fleshlight and then ejaculating so its not obvious. or when a guy shoots his load all over a woman and eats her "cookie" then licks the "frosting" off.

did you see that guy across the street yesterday?
he really needs to get laid

dude i did a snowman cookie on her, she enjoyed it so much!

by meanbitch61 December 14, 2016

Lemon Snowman

The act of pissing on a snowman and turning it yellow.

“Hey Tommy come try this lemon snowman”
“Ew you sick bitch this tastes like piss”
“Hahaha gotcha with the ol’ lemon snowman trick”

by Alright bub thats enough August 23, 2025

The Snowman

The action of climbing up a tree and masturbating whilst crying. In reference to Margaret Atwoods character Snowman’s actions on page 134 of the novel Oryx and Crake.

I climbed up a tree outside of my crushes house last night. She had a guy in there so I pulled the snowman

by Kinger13 November 22, 2022