Snorkling

The action of giving a hand job while licking of the asshole is is commencing

Originated from a personal experience and snorkling was the first thing that came to mind

by Jpizzle88 June 16, 2009

hobknockin the smockling

when you go down to a local conveniance store such as Wal-Mart and have sex with a hooker in the bathroom while wearing assless chaps. Usually a male does this and hobknocks the whore as well.

Dave: Dude want to go to the club
Nick: Nahh dude I'd rather be hobknockin the smockling.
Dave: ahh okay fine.

by stripperangel55555555 April 26, 2011

snorking

the fine art of sniffing girls bicycle seats

did you see those girls on the bikes headed to the beach?

yea, lets follow them and do some snorking !

by x2f101011 October 10, 2010

snorkling

When a pussy is so big that you can get your whole head in there and need snorkling gear to breath.

Man, she was so loose that I went snorkling.

by MR1119 December 20, 2007

Shocking

Adjective:
Slightly boring, uninteresting and not worth your attention.

Its origen: The word is often used to make articles or internet pages seem interesting to a potential reader, as it is coincidentally homonym to its own antonym Shocking, from which the word Shocking was derived in the early part of the information/internet era.

Related forms:

Verb: Shock

Adverb: Shockingly

Synonyms: Staggering, astounding, startling, appalling, breathtaking.
Antonyms: Shocking, staggering, astounding, startling, appalling, breathtaking.

"It was shocking"
"What he did next would shock the whole world"
"The original inventor of windows has revealed his biggest breakthrough since windows 1.0! It's Shocking!"

by ixilliana March 2, 2017

Snoodling

The act of tickling a womans butt with your nose while going down on her

She tastes good...
Cool, did you snoodle her?

by Steve Miner February 18, 2005

snoodling

Deviant sexual act of ejaculating up the partner's nose. No real evidence to support that anybody actually does this, but the term "Nasal Sex" had to be made up for some reason.

Oy, don't talk to that bird. She's a real snoodler who'll take two loads for half a crown, she will!

by Eric July 11, 2004