spocking

Driving slowly around a parking lot, waiting for someone to pull out of thier space, so you can take it.

Patrick and Jared were spocking and found Leah's space.

by jizzdizzle December 12, 2006

Smocking

Trying to be a smartass and resulting in a typo. Alternative word for smoking by the President of the United States of America.

“Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun...No Collusion.” @FoxNews That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly call it a campaign contribution,...
- Donald J. Trump

by Kirenuchiha1 December 10, 2018

Snorking

Snorking is the act of snorting faecal matter, usually following by a fit of vomiting. Associated more with the gay fraternity it is an act involving 2 parties
1: the snorker (the snorter of the faecal matter) and
2: the Snorkee (the provider of the ingredient).
Scottish slang.

1: Your a pure snorker so you are.
2: Yer Ma is snorking yer Da.
3: Am Gonnay snork the shit oot aye you.

by Zordan December 29, 2007

stocking stuffer

a stocking stuffer is a sock filled with human feces used as a dildo.

I wanted a stocking stuffer for x-mas so I told grandma to bring over a basket of bran muffins.

by ergyu April 30, 2008

Snooking

To create innuendos inside innuendos.

He's just spurted his man custard all over the referee's butt-cheeks

Thats some good snooking

by fcfed October 12, 2008

snorking

the art of talking to long-haired jews at 3 in the morning.

"i go snorking with the snorks...underwater with the sharkyy"

by thedrowningbathtubs38386868 April 9, 2009

snorking

the fine art of sniffing girls bicycle seats

did you see those girls on the bikes headed to the beach?

yea, lets follow them and do some snorking !

by x2f101011 October 10, 2010