smog

cigarette, heater, smoke

I really need a smog right now

by HighMan November 8, 2003

smogg

to squeeze adoringly, lovingly, and slightly violently, but with intent to "love to death" rather than harm

t smogged m - ouch, mmm !!

by emma December 13, 2003

Smorgasbord

When a woman with a large FUPA (Front Upper Puss Area) bends over exposing her anus and vagina, and someone goes to town like Peter Griffin at an all you can eat buffet after yelling ‘smorgasbord’ as their war cry.

Chris’s face smells funny, I bet he went to the smorgasbord again.

by Kathy S 😋 June 27, 2018

smogon

1/A popular online community, specialising in competitive pokemon battling. Unfortunately ruined by unfortunate elitism kindly supplied by unfortunates.
2/An unfortunate display of such unfortunate elitism kindly supplied by said unfortunates.

1/Dude: Hey, Check out the RMT I just posted on Smogon. Provided I haven't been permanently banned for using an Arcanine...
2/Dude: Woah, no need to go all Smogon all of a sudden...

by Stan_the_Panda December 26, 2008

smogon

a mythical three eyed beast with sharp hearing and a tendancy to grass which is said to roam the grove after dark.

andy: "whats the smogon doing stood over there on its own?"
tom: "dunno"
andy: "fuckin freak!"

by ewok840 November 18, 2011

cock smorgishboard

Every gay mans dream, a large amount of naked men standing in a line waiting to give and or be pleasherd. very very scary.

Doug got very happy when he saw his friends had set up a cock smorgishboard for his 45th birthday

by Redapril1 March 26, 2008

SMOG

'Suck Me Off Gob' acronym

To describe a mouth with lips not dissimilar to two soft moist slugs.
A mouth capable of some good gobble

'Brad's very lucky to be married to Angelina, she's got a right SMOG on her'

'look at those lips, i'd let her squat and gobble me with a SMOG like that'

by ollyderby February 24, 2008