Slugger

That one guy we all know who seems to get all the ugly bitches. He also happens to have an abnormally large cock for his age.

Nick: wow look at that kid
Zack: ikr he is like the biggest slugger of all time
Joe: thanks guys

by Thick nick October 8, 2014

They did surgery on a grape

They did surgery on a grape

Rob: Did you hear about the school shooting in Alabama?
Chad: They did surgery on a grape

by Basc69 November 27, 2018

Rocket Surgery

(n.) play on words using rocket science and brain surgery; in science fiction modification and repairs on organism(s) capable of and utilized for interstellar travel; a highly complex endeavor.

"Come Stanley it's not Rocket Surgery, how hard can it be?"

by EmmittBrownBTTF1 October 10, 2020

Slarger

Mashup word of Slightly and Larger.

slight·ly (slītˈlē)
adverb
To a small degree or extent; somewhat.
Slenderly; delicately

large (lärj)
adj. larg·er, larg·est
1. Of greater than average size, extent, quantity, or amount; big.
2. Of greater than average scope, breadth, or capacity; comprehensive.
3. Important; significant:

A neutron's subatomic particle mass is slarger than that of a proton.

by le_muse_toujour December 9, 2010

Pencil Surgery

When your really bored in class so you completely take apart your pen or pencil then put it back together again for no reason.

I had to do a serious procedure on my pencil today to cure the boredness.

I'm an expert at Pencil Surgery.

by tay the boss March 3, 2011

Back Snurger

The art of Sniffing women's worn underwear

Keith is a right back snurger, he loves sniffing womens panites!

by KingCrab101 July 15, 2011

cum slurper#0071

a lonely piece of shit with no meaning. she is disgusting and literally, everyone hates her. at first glance, you'd think she's a whore because of her username, but she's actually quite shy. She is really sad and sleep-deprived but honestly, who isn't. she hates when people pay attention to her because she strongly believes that she isn't worth it. she puts too much energy into helping others but nobody ever wants to help her when she needs it. her only true friend is her boyfriend, and everyone knows, even her, that she doesn't deserve him. he is way out of her league and it's truly disappointing that he is willing to settle for a piece of shit like her.

she likes to isolate herself because she knows that she doesn't deserve anything or anyone. she is worthless. we all know it .

me: cum slurper#0071 is literally so gross, she probably sits in the shower and cries for hours. she is literally so pathetic. she should just die.

everyone: i agree!

by spermi wermi 42069 May 16, 2022