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slooce

The term used to describe a female with an abhorrent personality. A slooce is cruel, spiteful, jealous, and self-centered. She displays a superiority complex and believes she is better than anyone else. Slooces consider themselves "feminists," when they really just hate males. They claim males are "oppressive" and evil towards women. Slooces are often seen being physically and verbally abusive towards men. Slooces are either asexual or lesbian.
Nathan: Yo, can you please stop punching me all the time?
Lucy: Oh my God! Stop being sexist! This is what you deserve for your oppression of females! All the females of the world should look up to me as their savior!
Nathan: Wow, you're such a slooce.
by Nguyen Li May 22, 2018
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Slooterism

The belief or following of the religion of Menslooter which follows the beliefs that staffing minecraft servers is cool, edating is lame, and that giving good sex is the way to go.
"My son converted to Slooterism and now he has a new girl every other day."
by DannTheDank May 27, 2018
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Slozzed

It has very different meanings, u can say it just to piece things together in a sentence. But the main meaning of “slozzed” is that your high asf or slumped.
“The Joz is slozzzzeedd.”

Damn bro that shit slozzed.” Meaning that shit taste good.

“He’s slozzed.” Meaning that’s mans is fuckkeedddd up
by Jozzzzzzzz January 30, 2019
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Slooter

White girls are slooters
by Negroooo March 1, 2019
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Snooze in the Tuna

When either extremely drunk, or just plain tired, and you fall asleep whilst engaging in intercourse with your significant other.
Person 1: "Hey Brochacho, why looking so glum?"
Person 2: "Been working doubles all week and was so tired last night I caught a snooze in the tuna. Shit left me with the bluest of balls!"
by Devonius Tunaman June 11, 2019
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Snooze Splooge

My bunk mate had a massive snooze splooge last night and destroyed both mattresses
by Cooooogle Kaitlan June 19, 2019
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Snooze Gas

The gaseous substance released from a cat upon your lap. This will usually cause one to fall asleep, hence the name.
(Past tense verb: “snooze gassed.”)
(Alternatively, a cat can be a “snooze gasser.”)
1. He fell asleep when Sprinkles hopped up in his lap and gave him the snooze gas.
2. She’s been sleeping there all day ever since Mittens snooze gassed her.
3. Petunia is a huge snooze gasser. She’ll sit in my lap at 5pm and I’ll fall asleep til 7am.
by RealToesHours June 22, 2019
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