Slomping

Slomping A sloppy, slumpy, shuffling walking style

Looking neither right nor left the person in question was slomping along oblivious to the crowds bustling by.

by Catlins 38 October 26, 2018

slampie

A female who gravitates to and gives sexual favors to lax bros.

Did you see Katherine under the bleachers with Nick after the lacrosse game?

Yeah, she's such a slampie.

by gothicflower August 6, 2011

Slamp

Mixture of Slam and Slap

He slamps their face

by slamp May 5, 2008

slampig

A girl, or woman, who loves to be fucked in every hole on her fat body. Especially the ear. That girl who you would only fuck after a keg stand. Imagine fucking a pig.

Ashley Coleman is a slampig. She shit on the bed while fucking Luis.
Tia Haskell is a prime example of a scene slampig.

by ACIABFSSASS May 21, 2006

sloming

something the government made up to try and trick kids into thinking marijuana is bad. of course actual intelligent people know that if sticking leeches on yourself got you high,happy with yourself and content with the world people would actually do it but of course it doesn't so people smoke pot instead.

dude do you want to slom tonight?
no sloming dumb lets just smoke pot instead.
ok, it's actually fun!

by leo stewart May 9, 2007

slompa

A slut who is known to hook up with potential gays

That slompa just hooked up with staubo!

by standys January 9, 2012

Slamped

To be tired, exhausted, asleep, passed out, or intoxicated to the point of being unable to sit up straight

"Jim's been hustlin' weight all day; he's over there slamped on the bed."

"Last night I had nine beers, three shots of Jose, and a blunt to the face. I was straight slampin' by the end of the night."

by the upgradee February 4, 2010