Silky Sawmill

The Silky Sawmill occurs when a female and a male partner are about to engage in a lil doggy style poundin’. While he’s got ‘err bent over (still with her thong on) last nights Taco Bell makes her gut rumble, which then let’s her bowel cut loose. As she defecates, to his dismay, her thong “saws” the meaty deuce in two like a good ol’ fashion sawmill. A real logger will push past this occurrence and finish the task at hand. He is then known as an “The Ax-man” 💩

Last night was unforgettable. I took Brenda-Lynn to Taco-Bell and after, things got a bit heated. I had ‘err all proped up doggy and she gave me the ol’ Silky Sawmill before I pulled ‘err thong to the side and beat those chocolate cheeks.

by Meaty sword-us-Rex November 27, 2020

silky banana

when you cum in a condom and feel it touching your dick

This bitch ain’t on birth control so i got stuck with a silky banana

by silkybanana August 6, 2021

Pink Slinky

A pink slinky is when your asshole prolapses and ur asshole looks like Majin Buu, it also can end up looking like the slinky dog from Toy Story but pink and your intestines.

As I played flappy bird I tapped my phone so hard that I had a pink slinky and needed it be surgically removed.

by ICYBOATBOY February 15, 2018

Furry slinky

A ferret :)

Look at my furry slinky

by Ferret cult February 16, 2021

golden slimy

When a man pees in/on the nut that he just put inside/on you. This can be done orally, anally, vaginally, or as a facial topping.

Jeff: Bro, Jessica wanted me to give her the ol' golden slimy yesterday.
Bob: Bro wtf. Did you do it?
Jeff: Is pee stored in the balls?
Bob: ...

by CrypDickZero October 29, 2021

slim slimy

The best rapper in the world. Makes the best rap. Also is funny to say.

Did you hear slim slimys new rap? Its the best!

by Foreverstars419 September 12, 2022

Pulling a slinky

To pass out at a party then get mercilessly Bitched by your friends E.g have a bald patch shaved into the back of your head and a giant penis drawn onto it.....

Aimz "Dude what happened to you!"
Vikki " I passed out at chelsea's party and dean shaved off my eyebrows"
Aimz "oh man u pulled a slinky!"

some time later...
Aimz "Did u hear about vikki pulling a Slinky at the party? She lost her eyebrows, fuckin hilarious right?"

by Elgrandcanyonero April 23, 2011