Cobra Slide

Often times the fastest way to get somewhere, even if it is the most dangerous.

The chance of fatally crashing a car on the interstate is about 1/10,000, but taking the cobra slide unprepared is a sure death sentence.

by Father of Time May 6, 2021

slide of pride

Refers to someone returning to his/her residence after unplanned sex one night. Walk of shame or similar circumstance. More often used for men than women, but it applies to both.

I caught John on a slide of pride this morning!

Suzy's slide of pride was great today!

by LHK May 17, 2006

Cersei Slide

The act of surreptitiously sidling past two combatants as they are about to engage in mortal combat, knowing full well that at least one of them has reasonable cause to cut you.

James caught his wife cheating with his best friend, but that bitch did the Cersei Slide while they were both distracted.

by Thystle May 16, 2019

slide slinger

A slide slinger is a guy who hangs out at the park and sells huge Kielbasa’s for a low price.

Hopefully there is a slide slinger at the park. I could totally inhale a kielbasa right now.

by Doey Dickle July 4, 2021

Slide-bum

Very serious and not funny painful medical condition.
Injury obtained from improper use of children's play equipment.

Hows the slide-bum? Still cracked?

by miscuzi July 11, 2021

Piano Slide

(v.)to slide ones penis across another person's teeth(provided they have teeth). The teeth represent the keys of a piano.

I tuned Scott's mother's piano with a vicious piano slide(with my dick);)

by keo90 February 11, 2009

Pop A Slide

A modern version of "Take this job and shove it!!". A perpetrater gets utterly fed up with his or her job and quits in a spectacular style.

Flight attendant Steve: These passengers are barbaric, I can't take it anymore!

Flight attendant Sarah: What are you going to do?

Flight attendant Steve: I'm outta here. I'm going to grab two beers, POP A SLIDE, and run off across the taxiway.

Flight attendant Sarah: Nice.

by Duderston August 12, 2010