Planet Snoopy

A place where people go to masturbate.

Muhammad masturbates so much he should go to Planet Snoopy.

by MrClee July 8, 2017

hang on sloopy

A hang on sloopy is a turd that doesn't want to be detached whilst its being laid. Made famous by the McCoys in their 1965 song "Hang on Sloopy", detailing a turdtastic sexual encounter with poo the lead singer had earlier that year.

Annotated original lyrics are below:

Sloopy lives in a very bad part of town
(His ass, of course.)
And everybody yeah, tries to put my Sloopy down
(Who wouldn't? Sloopy is a turd.)
Well, Sloopy I don't care what your daddy do
Cause' you know Sloopy girl I'm in love with you
(Part scat, part fecaphiliac incest.)

Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on
Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on
(He's laid his Sloopy, but it's hanging on his ass. He can't shake it off.)

Sloopy let your hair down girl, let it hang down on me
Sloopy let your hair down girl ,let it hang down on me
(Observation that the Sloopy has hair in it. Vile.)

Come on Sloopy, Come on Sloopy
Come on, come on
Come on Sloopy, Come on Sloopy
Come on, Come on
(A masturbation reference?)

Well it feels so good
Come on, Come on
You know it feels so good
Come on, Come on
(Revelation!)

Well, Shake it, Shake it, Shake it Sloopy
(...flush!)

I had a hang on sloopy last night and beat myself off something wicked.

by Angry Bob January 6, 2004

snoopy groupie

A female who is so under the influence of the Dogfather, that she is willing to submit to sexual acts, show her boobs, or do both on "wild" video's. Said hoe may also become 'crew', and perform the same acts for homies of snoop, cause it aint no fun if they cant have none. thus now becoming a groupie of Snoop Dog.

Jillian just wanted to have a little fun at Mardi Gras, next thing she knew she was a snoopy groupie, and giving blimpkins to Snoop and his whole crew. Have you seen the tape?

by GD July 20, 2004

Snoopy

An adjective to describe extreme "whiteness"

Those folks are snoopy-white!

by Jacko Snap October 1, 2003

sloopy

Sloppy, sticky, very wet butt-sex with a woman.

Megan loves sloopy sex.

by Derick Ross March 28, 2003

Spoopy

Something that is trying to be spooky but isn't doing a great job.

That lightshade is very spoopy

by BeaWest April 25, 2019

Spoopy

Something you call someone who is not nice, and who steals forks from your house.

You spoopy, you stole my forks! Wtf?!?!

by Salty_shaker August 4, 2018