skeet mgeet the third

This is the best person ever. He has two siblings: sofa king and yeet mgeet. The parents are sasha s and kj apa. He will eventually become president and blow up the world while having sex with his gf

Wow looks at skeet mgeet the third! He's rly rocking those glo in the dark condoms.

skeet mgeet the third by SKEET MGEET SUPPORTER June 15, 2017

skeet blanket 

a blanket a man uses to jack off into

hang on, let me go get my skeet blanket

skeet blanket by tucker1995 August 1, 2018

Tree Skeet

-noun
The pollen (jizz) that is released from trees to propagate it's species. This same pollen (jizz) is what millions of people are allergic too.

Dude, why are your eyes all red, and your nose running, and why do you keep sneezing?

Man, it's all this tree skeet in the air.

Tree Skeet by rockwidit04 October 24, 2011

Lasagna Sheets

A very skinny white females vagina after it has been eaten out by a male over double her size whom had food in his mouth while eating her out. In some cases the food gets left in the vagina to then be eaten again later.

Babe, I feel like lasagna sheets tonight

Lasagna Sheets by Kanyenorthhh May 28, 2020

Meat sheets 

The beefiest of pussy lips. Looking like some thinly sliced steak. See also skirt steak

Fucking Mary and I were getting hot, went to go down on her and she had some meat sheets.

Meat sheets by Doc Starr November 28, 2021

Cheatin' Skeeter 

Someone, usually a person who no one likes in the least and most often a menace to existence, who gets sexual stimulation and/or jizzes their britches whenever they cheat or defraud others. The volume of ejaculate is directly proportionate to the degree of suffering of the intended victim.

Chuckford: "That phone scammer sure did groan and grunt alot when he thought I was going to give him my bank info."

Rastafarian Billy: "OH! He must be a cheatin' skeeter! Probably cheat-skeetin' out a load of jizz thinking about the heartache and suffering that he would cause."

Chuckford: "Yeah, sounds about right. What a piece of unfiltered shit that man must be..."

Cheatin' Skeeter by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

Excrete The Skeet 

The act of ejaculating.

Guy 1: Man, I really need to excrete the skeet!

Guy 2: Dude, just go wank it!

Guy 1: Sounds like a good plan.

Excrete The Skeet by spoonandcup August 16, 2009