shoebox

A box in which you repetitively jerks off into. Instead of using a tissue or rag you use a shoebox instead.

Dad: "Tom, why does this shoebox smell so weird?"

Tom: "Oh, thats what i jerk off into"

by Mr Big3070 March 1, 2014

Shoemaker

The Shoemaker is this person in the workplace whose work ends up getting done by his line manager and/or by the firm's client. They can't sack him cos he's too cute and has been with the company from day one as well has having loads on them. People are left wondering how the work is getting magically done, and refer to those who are doing it as being elves. As in the children story " The elves and the shoemaker".

Well fuck me here comes The Shoemaker. There are no flies on him, he is meeting his targets cos those midnight elves have been on the case again. If only those elves could give me a pull out.

by Mustang01 March 2, 2017

shoebag

A person who sucks cock rubs his balls in his mothers face while jerking off a dogs tale while doing the monster mash in the shower picturing Kango Testicles

Hey man Mark Anthony is such a shoebagger.
Hey man i want to shoebag your mom.

by Chewy Backa April 30, 2006

shebang

1.A situation, organization, contrivance, or set of facts or things.

2. Everything, the whole lot.

Irish origin???

"Now thats the whole damn shebang"

by the ides of march October 6, 2003

shebang

the whole deal or everything put together

Okay, So here's the whole shebang...

by Andrew October 17, 2003

shebang

To have it all, everything at once.

Man, that ho' bangs like she's the whole shebang!

by Dave M October 17, 2003

shoebucket

A person who is odd.

You Bloody shoebucket

by Pooooodle January 26, 2006