"I saw you had a couple of Playboys for shiterature in you bathroom. Just so you know, wacking off on the crapper is a capital offense."
"The only shiterature you can find in an airport bathroom is some peed on newspaper."
"The only shiterature you can find in an airport bathroom is some peed on newspaper."
by -=JDP=- May 11, 2008
Get the shiterature mug.Quite simply, a nightclub that is shite, where ther is no booze, the decor is retro and they play shit music years out of date.
Instead of excepting the invitation to that 80s shiteclub with the lads, i preferred to stay in and watch telly.
by banginboy1 September 20, 2009
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by SmokeNaBowl August 11, 2010
Get the shitenheimer mug.Occurs when you have nip out of a meeting to take a piss, except during the piss a shit comes on and you have slope off into the shithouse; which in turn causes a shite delay in returning to the meeting.
Sorry i'm late boss, i went for a piss which turned into a shit; i'm really sorry for the shite delay
by griggy July 6, 2011
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A combination of shit and celebration.
1: A self celebration one has on a toilet while defecating after an extremely large satisfying meal. Usually occurs after a large order of fast food. (ie chicken wings).
2: A shit that feels so good it demands instant celebration, or is a celebration in itself.
A combination of shit and celebration.
1: A self celebration one has on a toilet while defecating after an extremely large satisfying meal. Usually occurs after a large order of fast food. (ie chicken wings).
2: A shit that feels so good it demands instant celebration, or is a celebration in itself.
Examples:
1: After the intense wing eating competition was over, I proceeded to the bathroom and held a shitebration.
2: He walked to the bathroom, boombox in hand, prepared for a shitebration after the long successful dinner.
3: His face showed shear delightment after returning from the bathroom, clearly he just had a shitebration.
1: After the intense wing eating competition was over, I proceeded to the bathroom and held a shitebration.
2: He walked to the bathroom, boombox in hand, prepared for a shitebration after the long successful dinner.
3: His face showed shear delightment after returning from the bathroom, clearly he just had a shitebration.
by Armestam September 10, 2011
Get the shitebration mug.The re-incarnation of david hassellhoff on the television show "night rider" only he is now a big old lump of shite that drives a black talking car.
"dude, I totally shat my pants while watching shiterider."
"shiterider episodes are filmed in my diapers."
"shiterider episodes are filmed in my diapers."
by Vike Me September 11, 2011
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When someone chicken's out of doing something/doesn't do do something because they're scared.
When someone chicken's out of doing something/doesn't do do something because they're scared.
"I completely shitebagged the bungee jump"
Person 1: "Did Jimmy ask that lassie oot then?"
"Person 2: "naw, he shitebagged"
Person 1: "Did Jimmy ask that lassie oot then?"
"Person 2: "naw, he shitebagged"
by Elphabeth October 25, 2015
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