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Stick Shift the Turkey

The phrase "Stick Shift the Turkey" is a term meaning

1. to masterbate

2. to get a handjob

3. to re-adjust your boner in your pants
Dude you won't believe it! I got Mary to "Stick Shift the Turkey" last night.
by ReverenMac March 2, 2011
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sheffing

hating on everything for no particular reason other than the fact that the world is not fair
Damn, dude, stop sheffing over all the stats homework
by lolololol4321zzzz March 31, 2009
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Shift^Six

A phrase meaning turnt up or high, generally involving the consumption of Cannabis, which is derived from holding down shift and pressing the six key on a keyboard which results in a caret pointing upwards occasionally used to denote being "up" or "high". Also spelled ShiftSix, Shift6, Shift^6, Shift-6
Hello, good sir, would you care to engage in some light cannabis usage, eventually leading to us being quite Shift^Six

Guy 1: Hey man! What'd you do this weekend?
Guy 2: I got hella Shift^Sixed dude it was sick
Guy 1: NIIIICCCEEE
by Chardlz April 26, 2014
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shift

by Jonny Wishbone January 30, 2003
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M-Shift

The abbreviation of the phrase Mental Shift.

An M-Shift, or mental shift, is a therianthrope-related occurence wherein a therian feels their mindset, or current mentality, becomes that of their phenotype, or animal.

An M-Shift may be brought upon by many environmental and/or sensory factors, such as weather, certain people, smell, sound, taste, etc.

How intensely an m-shift is felt, and how long they last, vary from therian to therian.

See also: P-Shift, Astral Shift, Suntherian Shift, and Phantom Limbs.
I had an M-Shift about a week back; my first in quite some time.
by Winter Paws January 20, 2007
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Shift the blame shift the shame

A proverb that is often used to emphasize when a person has succeded in evading a strenuous situation.
TOM: HEY! EVERYBODY! Chris likes the backstreetboys, hahaahha !!!!!!!

CHRIS: HEY EVERYBODY! Tom likes to jack off to hermaphrodite pix!

TOM : well played ....

CHRIS : Shift the blame shift the shame : )
by Dasken March 21, 2010
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Shiffing

Shiffing is a Fantasy Football term for ripping off your friends by trading several inferior players for fewer high quality players. this includes harrassment through posting comments and text messages, and dealing this with people who obviously have no clue what they are doing. Then talking smack and being a jerk after the trade by verbally berating and being a bitch about it to the person he ripped off. It also includes the OCD technique of bombarding everyone with random horrible trade offers
Man, all that Shiffing before that trade must have made you crazy!, and he's been Shiffing me too, but I cant stand dealing with all that crap. Its ruined all the fun in our league!
by sarjas November 6, 2011
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