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Sheamus

Sheamus loves Popsicles. Sheamus is an immigrant from the great city of Ireland who flips his lid when he discovers Popsicles over here in the states. Sheamus loves Popsicles so much, he'd kill just to have one. No, seriously. Sheamus killed someone. Oh my golly gosh Sheamus loves Popsicles so much, like holy fuck I don't think there's a single person that loves Popsicles more than Sheamus. Sheamus once made love to a dude just to get a Popsicle and he ain't even gay. Holy fuck this guy loves Popsicles so much he'd suck one right out of a babies mouth. Sheamus also moves in with his uptight cousin, who he teaches how to truly live life.
"That guy is suckin' off a Popsicle!"

"Yeah, that's Sheamus."
by Skynet Universe August 3, 2018
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a shelby

A shelby is a girl that gives the most intensifying blowjob that you will ever experience. So intensifying that it's as if she put some type of spell on you where you can never imagine being with another woman. Rumor has it it's some type of modern day witch.
Tim gave up his entire life to be with Tina and they only slept together once she must be some kind of a shelby .
by Caap September 20, 2017
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Sheems

Two duplicates with peculiar shaped coconut heads. Usually revert to large groups and make little to no contact with each other unless alone.
Ross and Gary Sheems
by RobertoCalzo January 29, 2012
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Shelby Rowe

Shelby Rowe is the most amazing person in this world. She is different from other girls because of her beauty and intelligence. She is also a badass. She is the most fun to be around. When you are with Shelby Rowe, it's always a good time. Other girls always tend to get jealous of her. Especially gingers. They are always jealous because Shelby Rowe always gets the guy. She happens to have an amazing personality also with 10+ looks.
by randomberry97 October 13, 2011
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Shelby

An extremely sexy girl. She's a little wild, loves to drink. All the guys want her because of her down to earth easy to get along with personality. Shelby's great in bed. Not because she's a whore but she knows how to please a guy and she's gorgeous.Her favorite position is to ride and she's great at blowjobs. Everyone wants to be her friend and when they're not. Its not good.

She's so tan and funny. She's also a cheerleader so everyone loves her.
Shelby came to my party and she was super fun. Glad she shown up or no one would've had fun.
by trueshit69 May 21, 2017
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shelbe

Sweet kind has a big booty and loves to party is a amazing friend you don't want to lose a shelbe you want to love and cherish her for ever she is brave and can hide her feelings a lot but if she likes you don't loser her she is one of a kind and mingels a lot with popular people si if you find yourself with a shelbe or friends. With a shelbe don't loser her❤
man that shelbe is a bad thing
by Meow213456789 May 18, 2018
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Shelby,NC

A city where baby mamas have the same fathers and the small uptown looks like a old historic racist monument. Everyone and they grandma drive around in Nissan altimas and they think traveling in going to gaffeny or Charlotte . Hardly no high paying jobs and a old empty mall and a dry movie theater oh yea and a uprising of herpes.
Brian went with one of his baby mamas from Shelby,Nc to charlotte because he couldn’t make a life where people have no life .
by Ibetyouwant69 May 24, 2018
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