Seekersexual

Being sexually attracted to the idea of not giving a fuck about what you're sexually attracted too.

Person 1: Aye bro do you like girls or guys?
Person 2: I don't know man.
Person 1: How do you not know?
Person 2: I don't give a fuck, I'm seekersexual

by Masterflame11 March 3, 2021

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

Extends left arm takes 2 finger from right arm and place in crease bite down on lip........

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh thats one big catch bruhther

by d1lo May 27, 2021

Sheed

That first greasy bowel movement on the morning after a heavy night drinking. The one that seems as if it is going to last forever and destroy the bowl; before that final glorious moment when it ends.

Named after a shit dribbling canberra cooker.

"man i thought that sheed would never end!"

by Anticooker April 1, 2022

Vagina seeking missile

A term referring to a mans penis. Mostly used from a mans point of view.

Tonight I'm firing my "Vagina seeking missile" at her!

by AskACapperDOTcom May 3, 2011

Poop Seeker

a person that listens to mainstream crap music.

Danny is a poop seeker, he listens to lady gaga and my chemical romance.

My girlfriend is such a poop seeker she listens to bullet for my valentine. I put a bullet in her ipod for valentine's day.

Jerry is a poop seeking bastard... he told me the grateful dead is for the birds... So i fed him to the birds and i was grateful he was dead.

by TERDNUGENT December 17, 2011

Meat Seeking Pissile

A mans penis

I had such a rage on that it was like a meat seeking pissile

by Captain Footrot February 28, 2013

parantention seeker

when a friend makes reference to something you've done, just so you bring up the fact that they are much more talented than you at that thing.

A- "that's a great photo man, what camera did you use?"
S- "man, you're just saying that so I can tell everyone about how you have a $2500 slr camera and got approached to be a photographer at someone's wedding because they saw one of your facebook albums and thought you were a professional. you are such a parantention seeker".

by Little Teddy Jarnts October 10, 2013