A Seaweed Salad is created when a man is about to ejaculate and he leaves the smallest portion of the head of his penis inside the female so as not to shoot the semen all the way into the vagina. The man then uses the necessary amount of fingers to "scoop" or "spoon" out the semen from the vagina.
The man than cups the hands, so the semen gathers into a small pool in the palm, and the female spits into the pool in order to make the semen more of a "salad dressing" consistency.
Once the pool is nice and runny, the man (who must have a hairy butthole/taint) slathers (or "dresses") the butthole/taint region with the Seaweed Salad dressing.
The female than enjoys her healthy Seaweed Salad in an "eating out" fashion.
The pubic hair is the salad/seaweed portion, and it is encouraged that the female consumes some of said hair during the eating out process. Chop-Sticks are not allowed, the tongue is the only utensil needed.
Boom.
The man than cups the hands, so the semen gathers into a small pool in the palm, and the female spits into the pool in order to make the semen more of a "salad dressing" consistency.
Once the pool is nice and runny, the man (who must have a hairy butthole/taint) slathers (or "dresses") the butthole/taint region with the Seaweed Salad dressing.
The female than enjoys her healthy Seaweed Salad in an "eating out" fashion.
The pubic hair is the salad/seaweed portion, and it is encouraged that the female consumes some of said hair during the eating out process. Chop-Sticks are not allowed, the tongue is the only utensil needed.
Boom.
So the waitress from P.F. Chang's came over last night and had a real nice Seaweed Salad. Luckily I had some extra sesame seeds in my pantry or else she would have tasted a little too much Eel Sauce in her bowl.
by Mr. Scoom October 8, 2014
Get the Seaweed Salad mug.Shaheer is a nice guy who makes EVERYONE laugh and he’ll always be by side. You can count on him for sure. He’s the best best friend anyone could ever have and anyone who has a “Shaheer” in their life is SO SO SO SO SO SO lucky. They should never be taken for granted and will go places one day. Last thing, pog.
“Wow before I got to know you I thought you were such a Chad, but now that I talk to you I realize you’re such a Shaheer.”
by wassup shaheer December 30, 2020
Get the Shaheer mug.by unknown ghostboi_57 February 8, 2022
Get the shameez mug.by Nickhatesjohn January 14, 2008
Get the shabeefa mug.by Shake666 October 23, 2018
Get the Shakeem mug.by ShadowBullet September 16, 2020
Get the shameer arshad shah mug.a wonderfully mean person whyo nobody likes and has to pretend to be something sh'es not jsut so people will talk to her.
That new kid... is so Shalee.
by Rylee Ann May 10, 2008
Get the shalee mug.