scoom

A rather posh way of pronouncing the word skum

look at that shite over there he's the lowest of the lowest he's skoom

by Dave January 8, 2004

sfoof

A clean version of every cuss word known to man. If there are adults within ear shot of you while you feel like using profanity, say sfoof.

Person 1: "Hey i just peed in you're hat."
Person 2: "You son of a sfoof!"

OR

Person 1: "Dude you have a MILS."
Person 2: "What's that?"
Person 1: "A mother I'd like to sfoof!"
Person 2: "Oh hell no you mother sfoofer!"

by Yosneaky March 10, 2008

Scoomber

Noun - referring to a Chav from the Moulsecoomg area of Brighton. Unpleasant individual, yet Scoombers are proud of their moniker

Hey, Bob, did you see that Scoomber? What a Chav!

by Tom November 15, 2004

spoom

A baseball term. Its not quiet a Dinger and its not quiet a floater. A decent hit at bat.

hit it! hit it! SPOOM....! right in to deep left field!

by Hdj January 28, 2008

shoominator

Becky Shoom's alias...you can IM her on shoomybabe218!!!!

Shoominator in da house yall!

by Stephdizzle August 22, 2004

shoomenoo

An expression of greeting, but can also be used randomly at will and not in the said context. Shoomenoo can express boredom, a fleeting moment of mental ambiguity or despair.

It can also mean 'shoes'.

"every morning they exchanged polite shoomenoo's"

"where are my shoomenoo's?"

by colin clarke April 14, 2008

spoom-woods

1.one who wears dress flops quite occasionally w/ pink Polo's

2. looks like 12 year old Jewish girl; refer to gyspey

3. someones house squirrel wants to burn down

4. ones only friend are his sister and sisters friend

5. tries to bang girls, preferably best friends, whom are clearly unconscious

6. squirrel refers to Woods Parker as a Mexican Jew whore cunt and also Jew gold

1. go to (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/fd5484488cae53cdd81c54a11c214ffd.jpg)

2. also see { by the way spoom-woods has shorter hair } (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/d041310490e076ffe731b90d15e8dcd2.jpg)

3. " squirrel no you can't burn woods house ?"
" no squirrel u cant that's arsony "

4. also go to (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/1a3a05c6989e04449c5b7330bc2e8891.jpg)

5. see (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/faa0c2d11b163b9859c58811fbf39689.jpg)

6. " woods i am gunna burn your house down you mexican jew whore cunt "

by Woods Parker August 2, 2008