spidermanning

To do your girl doggy so she cant see you then pull out just before cumming and cum in your hand, call your girls name then unleash your jiz onto her face in the same way spiderman spins a web.

I enjoyed spidermanning your wife last night, she seemed as surpised as you do right now.

by SteveC74 September 26, 2006

Spider Stain

When a man releases his left over semen through piss onto a girls face

Girl: "Oh...my...god! DID YOU JUST SPIDER STAIN ME?"

Guy:" I don't see the problem. You threw up on my cock last week and at least there is some cum on your face.."

by nastynutsac June 8, 2009

Spiderism

The polytheistic religion based on the group and teachings of the Spider Gang, or its beliefs and practices. One must support the beliefs of the gang in order to be accepted as a Spiderist. Places of worship include, but are not limited to; the basement and the streets. Practices of this religion involve doing drugs, listening to the gangs music, participating in fanart friday, and placing cards against humanity boxes in children’s aisles.

Soon after I found out about Spider Gang and their ear rape penis music, I started to believe in Spiderism.

by tricksick October 17, 2020

Jizz Spider

A fictional spider used as an explanation for why there is jizz on someones face when they wake up.

"Why do I have jizz on my face?!?!" "Don't worry the house is fully of Jizz Spiders, one must have crawled on your face last night"

by beatyourfish April 7, 2010

backdoor spiderman

whilst fucking doggy style take a sneaky shit in your hand and as u climax slam the shit into the side of the woman's face

i totally backdoor spiderman'd that bitch

by olgathebearjew April 14, 2016

Crack spider

The crack spider,specifically of the wood spider species,is a spider given a verity of Psychoactive drugs ranging from LCD,crack cocaine,Heroine ,Marijuana,and caffeine. The spider will, usually, act in odd ways that do not fit with its everyday life style. For example the crack cocaine type spiders are usually known for Jumping you in dark ally ways,Murdering other spiders families and Setting off World war III by launching a long rang Nuclear Ballistic Missile strait into Moscow,the Capital of Russia.

"The crack cocaine spider waited for the caffeine spider to become exhausted, and then came up behind it and popped a cap in its ass." -Crack Spider Documentary

by Dr.FreezeLove March 2, 2017

fuck you i'm spider man

The Ultimate excuse for everything. Found with the 60's Spider Man Meme. Use as an excuse for EVERYTHING! son, go clean your room. FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN! Go do the dishes. FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN! so on and so forth.

"FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN!!!!!"

by BariBro1243 November 6, 2014