a shy girl at first but is remarkable once you get to know her. she’s trustworthy and very popular. at sometimes, she can be a little mean, but she cools off immediately. if you ever find a sammie, KEEP HER
by LokiBear May 2, 2018
Get the sammie mug.Sandra Lee claims that she created this concept that, despite being sound in theory, is ruined and food-RAPED by Aunt Sandy's hideous execution. Using 70% store-bought products (pre-packaged food hight in preservatives sodium and high fructose corn syrup) and 30% fresh (mainly a few veggies, fruits and herbs, thrown together haphazardly). The end result is usually laughably overtly salty, sugary and inedible. Por ejemplo, see Kwanzaa Cake.
Sandra Lee: Hi, I'm Sandra Lee and welcome to Semi-Homemade. I've been cooking and entertaining for YEARS. Today we are going to make a hamburger using burgers purchased from a fast-food joint and doctored up with lettuce, tomatoes and pre-shredded cheese. Keep it sweet, keep it simple, and keep it semi-homemade.
Tarqueesha, watching from home on her flatscreen: Bitch is FAKE, WORD. Tomato soup in lasagna? My Eyetalian dawta-in-law would totally cut this bitch.
Malik (Tarqueesha's second husband): Word, yo? Tangie would hurt this fake white bitch wif her non-cookin' self.
Tarqueesha, watching from home on her flatscreen: Bitch is FAKE, WORD. Tomato soup in lasagna? My Eyetalian dawta-in-law would totally cut this bitch.
Malik (Tarqueesha's second husband): Word, yo? Tangie would hurt this fake white bitch wif her non-cookin' self.
by Mixed Race Kid April 19, 2008
Get the semi-homemade mug.When your leg or arm gets all numb and its hurts to move it. It also feels tingly and eventually goes away in a couple of minutes
by Ziyon October 16, 2008
Get the Semi-Paralysis mug.to completely throw yourself at a person of the opposite sex.
someone who will compromise their self respect for 5 minutes of your guy's time.
to desperately flirt with a friend's date
and try to compete for attention.
someone who will compromise their self respect for 5 minutes of your guy's time.
to desperately flirt with a friend's date
and try to compete for attention.
sarah: "so, I brought this guy over and she totally pulled a sammi- she took him home and slept with him."
you can get his attention by flirting a little but don't pull a sammi!
you can get his attention by flirting a little but don't pull a sammi!
by pshyeah June 11, 2006
Get the a sammi mug.An LGBTQ+ friendly way to say that you're straight, because the internet is just a bunch of snowflakes locked in a safe and hidden in the Arctic
Guy 1: What sexuality are you?
Guy 2: I'm semibisexual.
Guy 1: What does that mean?
Guy 2: I'm only attracted to the opposite gender.
Guy 1: So you're straight?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I'm also not homophobic.
Guy 1: We're no longer friends.
Guy 2: I'm semibisexual.
Guy 1: What does that mean?
Guy 2: I'm only attracted to the opposite gender.
Guy 1: So you're straight?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I'm also not homophobic.
Guy 1: We're no longer friends.
by GlassOfWotah July 15, 2021
Get the Semibisexual mug.Like a pro ho, the female who goes for guys strictly because of their athletic prowess, but works it a tier lower, in the semi-pro field.
by J_F June 2, 2007
Get the semi-pro ho mug.The process of head banging and going hard at a party. Person may often lift up skirt and attempt to take off clothing. Side effects include throwing up and hiccups. Do not attempt unless you're a professional. Treatment: Shower. And more shots.
by tdawgggitydawg January 4, 2012
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