Secret guest

Cigarette butts in an almost empty beer can

Friend: "oooh shit, what the hell was that in the can?"
You: "did you just find out who the secret guest is?"

by Tonyslick August 9, 2015

Secret Weeaboo

the act of being a weeaboo but in secret and not admitting it to anyone

oh that gay dude George is a secret weeaboo

by ItsYaiGayboiSHmoob November 14, 2016

secret finsta

A Secret Finsta is a Finsta of a Finsta. The one and only purpose of it is to make people who follow their Finsta jealous that you can't see their "secretive posts". It also shows another great reason to why Millennials will make such a positive and great impact on our future.

"Hey, did you see my Secret Finsta post? It was so crazy!!"

"No, you denied my follow request."

"Oh ya."

"And? Can I see it?"

"Sorry, I gotta get to class."

"We have 20 minutes..."

by millennials are the future December 21, 2016

Secret Stripper

Secret Stripper aka Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich is a FULL COURSE MEAL!

Fan- OMG I love my secret stripper!!!!
Person- who tf is ur secret stripper??
Fan- O. My. GOD!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME U ANTI STRIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jackaverysbae March 3, 2019

secret society

A cult that observes random people. They believe in Hyunbinism

he was observed by the secret society .....

by Dark Yoon October 2, 2020

secret burrito

noun

A burrito kept and consumed in secret—typically in an industrial work area where food and beverages are prohibited— hidden under a stack of paper documents.

That senior airman thinks he’s sly with his secret burrito on his toolbox.

by Radio Mastermind December 10, 2021

secret lag

Secret Lag : (P noun) a cloud of unidentifed LAG forcing 56k to be real shitty even though it is known to be shitty cause its only 56K!! Coined by Mah Wellz0r.

OMG d00d, my 56k connection is getting owned by the secret lag admin.

by m4rkz0r June 11, 2006