Screen penis

When you’re on Omegle and someone shows they’re dick and you proceed to put your computer up your asshole

Where did my computer go, oh yeah screen penis made me do it.

by Wow I can’t even November 6, 2019

screen steal

when the government uses screen sharing technology to try to embarrass another person and limit opportunity

The screen steal was attempting to insult a historical American so that her character could be questioned.

by Coop Dupe November 20, 2019

SCREEN FREEZE

it is when a girl stops to pick something up so you snap a pic and then ram your dick inside your computer and jizz into it until your screen dies

i just screen freezed the shit of your computer

by PegaASUS December 10, 2019

Screen shopping

Being bored as fuck any day, at school, quarantined or some other shit and screenshotting random clothes or items of instagram shops you know you cant buy because your too fucking broke

Lemme just go screen shopping for a second

by Thicc Toes 🦶🦶 April 10, 2020

Screen Face

Easily the best youtube channel. Full of extremely funny content and well edited videos.

Guy one: You heard of Screen Face?
Guy two: I have evaded capture in Venezuela for 7 years.

by ScreenFaceFan1 April 23, 2020

Screen-Breaking

When you unplug, eactivate your social media accounts, and disappear for a three-day weekend/holiday.

During quarantine, your Screen-Breaking options are Scrabble and homemade sushi, but we're planning a group camping trip for summer Screen-Breaking.

by mysticklemom April 27, 2020

Screen Flabbergast

When your, until this moment, normal phone goes "gotcha bitch, touch screen is no more", and you can't type anymore.

Often resulting in having to call your friends to inform them.

Can't type anymore dude, my phone just screen flabbergasted on me.

by Captian Autism December 28, 2019