Scotland

The biggest shithole of a country the world has ever seen. Literally contributes nothing to the UK and are all round shit at every sport. They disappoint with every child and cannot last one fucking beer.

Wales is so much better than Scotland

by pussyslayer9324 November 7, 2019

Scotland

The best place in the world..the grass is green..the girls are.... Well prettier than most and if anyone tries to say that its not or if our national dress code is mocked... be sure to fear for your life!! It is described as "the best small country ever!!" the only reason it isnt the best country ever is due to the fact that we have a country sized tumor growing from "oor erse" (ass). That tumor my amigos.. Thats right is england!! Need i say anymore!!!

Examples of language used in Scotland!!
1. Cum ben the sittin room wee man
(come through to the living room small one)
2.we gittin fir oor tea maw??
(what are we having for dinner mother)
3.Dinnie gees any yir shite
(could you refrain from bullshiting please)
4. Yill beh cuvered in dug hair fae erse tae fuckin tit!!!
Oh my... you'll be covered in dog hair

by TheEvilScotsman July 18, 2011

Scotland

National Dress - The Philibeg
(The kilt is an english invention circa 1870 - India)
National drink - whisky (or anythin else if you're buying)
National sport - Gowf and fitba'
National pastime - rippin't the p*** out of the english
National language - Variable dependent on degree of intoxication
National hero - William Wallace
National Inventions: TV, Telephone, tarmac, raincoat(macintosh) the Bicycle. rubber tyres. The bank of England, The FBI, Police forces, The US Navy, Double breach shotgun, Whisky. Also:- Penicillin, antiseptic treatment, DNA, Dolly the sheep (cell replicationcloning),
Ad infinitum!
National pride - In Abundance!

Scotland uisge beathawhisky, gowfgolf, fitba'football

by teaghee May 18, 2010

Scoldingly

to scold

"i wave my finger scoldingly at you"

by Da Foo November 8, 2003

Scotland

We hate the English because their dirty sheep shagging inbred posh bastards their a bunch of tranny cunts. But the best city in Scotland is Glasgow the rest can fuck same with the people in them dirty pricks.

Scotland never dies only the English do who come to live in it

by Killallcelticsupporters December 5, 2021

scolming

To eat so much and so quickly, that you make snorting noises (possibly caused by the velocity of air pushed out by chewing). It generally only happens when a person shovels food in at the same rate of swallowing and/or breathing.

I couldn't hear the movie dialog, because my room mate was scolming cereal in the next room.

by october-jones October 22, 2008

scolidongus

Pseudo-medical term referring to an irregularly curved or crooked male appendage, (penis), much like scoliosis of the spine.

Laura was horrified on her wedding night to discover her husband was afflicted with severe scolidongus.

by CoCoaGoGo November 19, 2010