schmeatstick

Fat cock

Max does not have a fat schmeatstick

by Shmeato September 15, 2020

Schmeat

A derogatory way of describing the Male Penis

That dude's schmeat was sweaty af. I'm happy I didn't go any further

by Dirtworks September 21, 2020

Schmeagle

A schmeagle-Some who always wants to have fun.

Schmeagle- a way of greeting or saying hello
"That was schmeagly" = " That was funny/entertaining"

Schmeagle-read above dumb fuck^^^^

by anonymous December 5, 2020

Shmear

A super holy member even after resurrection.

Don’t be afraid he is just a Shmear.

by The Holy Shmear April 3, 2021

Schmer

A schmer is a name for some who likes to lick elastic bands or asks if the oven is electric when it clearly is.

A Schmer is also someone who asks a stripper how much tax she pays during a raunchy dance to LL Cool J.
Sometimes Schmers can be disguised as normal people who work in Burger King.

Oh Hello, is this electric? You such a schmer.

So then my darling, how much tax do you pay? What? Get off my delicious ass you schmer.

by Frank Paradise April 22, 2021

schmeat wagon

A cock so big that it can be used as a wagon.

"Damn, did you see the size of that guy's schmeat wagon!"

by GrranDadd May 4, 2021

Schmerkaberw

Another way to say "smoke a bowl", the intention is to be inconspicuous, but the noise is arguably more conspicuous than the question itself.

Hey, man. You wanna step out and... *schmerkaberw*?

by Hemperor PalpaTHC August 3, 2021