Dishwasher salmon

The end product of cooking salmon in a fucking dishwasher.

Bob: "Hey, should I cook up some salmon in the dishwasher for dinner later?"

Rod: "Don't nobody want that dishwasher salmon, motherfucker!"

by LightningStu April 21, 2022

Punishing the Salmon

To have a wank

I hope your grandmother doesn't walk in on me while I'm punishing the salmon.

by Christian A. Holmes January 15, 2009

find the salmon

A kinky sex game for bears

When two bears feel kinky they play find the salmon

by FIND_DA_SALMON January 27, 2015

salmon blanket

A word describing a woman's vagina that physically resembles two soggy pancakes hanging from a fork. This particular vagina, however, smells like salmon.

That dude was trying to get some vag in the backseat, but it smelled like salmon blanket, so he told her to get dressed and get the fuck out, but when she did his best friend just ran up and punched that bitch in the face anyways.

by the dude that punch that bitch anyways November 8, 2007

Salmon Shute

a particularly stinky vagina that you get a whiff of when the occupant of the reeker walks past, it tends to remind the smeller of slippery salmon making their way downsteam to the mating grounds via a salmon shute.

pwhoar did you smell her slippery salmon shute

by felixg123 March 11, 2010

Szymon Mrozek

A monk from the country of Libya, in the years 1345-1421, was famous for eating 11 kilograms of dog feces, while simultaneously writing a book, called 'The Secrets of Eating Dog Shit'. He died while wiping his ass on the toilet in a house in Poland, and he was so laughed at by the residents of the village he was in, that they called him 'Szymon Mrozek' for no reason.

Kyle: Hey I love this book 'The Secrets of Eating Dog Shit', It's so interesting

Henry: Bro, that was written by Szymon Mrozek

by weednosethereindeer January 15, 2022

Alex Salmond Syndrome

A medical condition found in most Scottish people. As they age, their facial features are slowly absorbed and expand outwards; until they lose all distinctiveness

Barry needs to lay off the pies, he's getting Alex Salmond Syndrome

by Skating on your Brains March 29, 2017