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sam

A male who demonstrates extreme female qualities i.e. crying in public, has low self esteem, looks like a homeless person or hobbit, is addicted to blow, has major anger management issues and over uses the word "whatever". One who always lingers in places where they are not wanted.
You are such a bitch. Pull yourself together and stop being a Sam.
by Shawntee November 25, 2006
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sam

sexy ass mutha fucka who get pussy er day slaps hoes fo talkin shit 15 inch dick that has been in all of you families mouth and in there va jay jay pimp ass nigga who play socca and hes a socca balla
i got slaped by sam

wat did you do?

talk shit.

or

hunny what happened

a pimp hit me fo not givin him head
by sexyyylovee11 May 2, 2009
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Sam

“Look at Sam!” Said Grace
“Grace I love you” Said Stone
“No Grace I love you more!” Shouted JaBra
“Ew no, you guys are like that one Midget” said Grace
by AnOnYmOoouS November 26, 2018
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Sammed

When a bitch takes your shit away. Usually they will use manipulation, stealing, acting as victim, blackmailing, etc. to get your resources.
Johny Depp totally got Sammed for a little bit by Amber Heard.
by ModernArtFart May 4, 2022
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Sam

Loves America. Wears a lot of camo. Likely a son of a family who fought all the battles. Large and strapping. Heavily armed and loves to hunt and fish. Would easily fit in with Duck Dynasty types. A loyal friend who is popular with the ladies due to his incredible strength. May seem like a one-dimensional character, but is funny as hell and smokes a littlelot. He freaks people out when they find out he speaks Spanish and understood everything they just said about him.
Man 1: Dude, I'm bored.
Man 2: Yeah, go call that Grizzly Adams Sam. Kick it in the sticks a while, smoke a little, laugh our asses off, and hit up some ladies.
by BananaNpajamas July 30, 2020
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Sam

A shortened version of "Samantha" used by women who don't take themselves too seriously. Sams are generally high-energy, full of laughs, but are not immediately liked by people who meet them for the first time. They can seem quiet, but have a deeply loving and caring side to them. They can be overly chatty, and often like to gossip, but would apologize profusely if the recipient ever found out what they said. Sams are often athletic, and thus extremely attractive women who have many suitors. They smile wide, but internally worry about what people think of them. A Sam is someone who takes a little bit to get to know, but once you do, they'll never leave your life.
"Oh, Sam - she's such an odd girl but I love her anyway!"
by observer_of_life January 13, 2018
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Sam

He is small
Toby: Sam is tiny AF
Nick: yes i know he is about 5ft
by TheBigNick December 6, 2021
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