Similar to the popular term "Happy salmon" the Awkward salmon is the act of placing your hand between another individual's legs and just holding it there without moving your hand back and forth in the happy salmon motion. The Awkward Salmon quickly escalates the awkwardness level of the happy salmon.
"Dude, he totally just gave me the awkward salmon, wasn't even the happy one...just straight up, awkward."
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Guy 1: Emma, Sofia, and I had a hair salon threesome yesterday. Emma was giving me the hairjob and Sofia was the one who went bald.
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I just fucked Rachel in the backseat before picking up my mom at work. She could smell hot salmon as soon as she got in.
I don’t know why but my uncles house always smells like hot salmon.
I just fucked Rachel in the backseat before picking up my mom at work. She could smell hot salmon as soon as she got in.
I don’t know why but my uncles house always smells like hot salmon.
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