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Salmon Cannon

An absolute beast of a fisher woman; Annie Birch. Any ok’d day out on the lake and you’ll find Annie, drinkin a bud and catchin a buzz as she reals in a 20 fightin’ fish.
“you ever heard of that girl annie birch” “oh yeah she’s a true salmon cannon” “ah true she sure does get around!”
by AnnaCathrn October 27, 2020
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Sneaky Salmon

The act of putting a live salmon down the back of someone's pants, then yelling "SNEAKY SALMON SNEAKY SALMON" and dancing as they struggle. Yes, you will be held accountable if you are caught sneaky salmonning somebody.
"Wow did you see that guys face when I sneaky salmoned him"
"Yes, what a blast"
by DatAMAZEBALLSHippoYAR! May 13, 2017
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Salmon Surfing

Salmon surfing is when you jump as high as you can with arms down at your sides in front of family and/or friends. And then launch yourself onto a crowd of humans.
Man, I saw my brother Salmon Surfing last night and I wasn't sure whether to cheer or crap my pants!
by jrb04cfsu May 1, 2020
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Salmon job

A hand job in witch the innards of a salmon is used as the lube of choice
Bro, Caitlin gave me an amazing salmon job last night I still smell like fish I loved it
by Autism fights official December 3, 2016
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Arabian salmon

The act of depositing the live sperm and eggs of spawning salmon into the open mouth of one's victim while they are sleeping.
"I'm so angry at Blaine. Let's give him an Arabian salmon tonight."
by Zack.Eric. December 15, 2011
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Slammin The Salmon

Verb. A Male, Who While During Intercourse, Spreads His Womans Naked Legs And Thrusts His Knee Into Her Crotch. Followed Up But Mass Ejaculation Into The Vagina.
"Man, Last Night I Was Slammin The Salmon To The Moon And She Loved It!"
by Sparkyyy2009 July 29, 2009
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Salmon Kill

Verb, noun

To kill someone in a first person shooter video game in multiplayer, immediately after said player has re-spawned, in a similar way to how a bear kills a salmon after spawning upriver.
Oh man, I just got salmon killed!

Hey sorry about the salmon kill Swarley...
by Garrett Alden November 16, 2007
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