samuel jackson beer

Good mother fucking beer mother fucker! It'll get ya drunk.

I'm gonna go get a Samuel Jackson beer, then I'll be fuckin' fat girls in no time! I might even fight a nigga or two!

by Morganism July 20, 2008

Samuel

He is a sexy beast and many people will call him daddy

Samuel is a god

by samuelistheg November 25, 2019

samuel l jackson

A God among mere mortals, Samuel L Jackson is pissed off all the time and is constantly kicking ass. He does not talk. He only yells. He is the defender of all things awesome. Samuel L Jackson particularly enjoys killing Snakes, usually on Planes. No one crosses Samuel L Jackson and lives to tell about it. He is partners with Chuck Norris.

Samuel L Jackson: (yelling) Enough is Enough! I want these mother fuckin' snakes off my mother fuckin' plane! Everybody hold on. I'm gonna open the fuckin' window.

by woots September 3, 2006

Samuel

Nicknamed Sam, he's a truly amazing guy with an overactive penis. He is the bestest friend you could EVER have. And you'll most likely fall in love with him. Although you can easily get bored with him, your feelings will for him will never fully go away. He usually says stupid stuff that makes you mad, but there's no way you can't forgive him.

You see that guy? He's my best friend.. Samuel.

by bananasryummy August 2, 2011

samuel

samuel is a very attractive individual. he likes to watch the snow fall because it relaxes him, he likes to travel to different universes and galaxies to see beyond the ordinary. samuel is very protective and kind hearted guy. he likes to see the love of his life smile and laugh. samuel can make some mistakes but he learns from them as time continues because he wants to make himself and his loved ones proud. samuel is a very unique person. he doesn’t open up much at all but once samuel does, he knows he did it for a good reason and won’t regret it.

you’re dating samuel? i’m so fucking jealous.

yeah well fuck off me n him take on the world

by undetermined?? February 19, 2019

Samuel

A flipping sexy beast and is sexier than Tyler. Even if Tyler is sexy. Samuel is a super sexy man that has a 14” slong.

Man, Samuel’s slong is 14 inches.

by Thatguy_weinerman January 16, 2019

saemi

Saemi - colloquial word for the Latin term Manus collum
Pronunciation; Saïhmee.
Pronoun. Plur; Saemis

Definition; The name given to a man's penis if it is bent around 45 degrees to the left or right (or a concavity of an equivalent deviation
(commonly bending upwards at the same time)

Arten; "damn, look at my cock....its not even funny any more"
Stefan; "wtf..Why are you telling me that dude"
Arten; "the girls man..."
Stefan; "yep..can't run away from a class-A saemi"

by Sæmi Hemma May 21, 2008