Twat Swatter

The Girl's version of a cock blocker.
A girl that prevents another girl from getting some dick.

Julie, what the fuck i was about to get some dick. You're such a twat swatter!

by BFlizzle May 18, 2009

Twat Swatted

The female version of cock blocking, where a female try's to hook up with a man, but has her chances blown by a friend, who usually is fuck-face.

Female 1: OMG! NANCY! That bitch Susie totally twat swatted me when I was trying to talk to this amazing guy last night!

Female 2: What a twat swatting cunt! Lets get our nails done!

Female 1: OK!

by LilMissKrissyX3 June 30, 2009

swattle

a game played with an empty gatorade bottle in which the players swat the bottle in the air to one another. usually more enjoyable if not sober... or a moron.

-yo dan, since you took about 5 hydros and smoked 2 bowls, and we don't have a frisby, but we do have this empty gatorade bottle... how about a fun filled game of swattle!

-fuck off, man.

by the rasta wonder September 22, 2005

Cookie Swatter

When a celebrity hires a full time person to help them eat better and baby sit their gluttonous ass.

To literally swat cookies from another’s hand.

Hey that Kristie Alley hired a new full time cookie swatter.

by Wordmasterflash January 21, 2010

Duberry Swatchits

The almost lumpy section around the nipple. both men and women get them it is very natural

She had amazing tits, but her Duberry Swatchits needed a bit of work.

by omnooma March 22, 2010

twat swatter

when a female is prevented by someone else from getting laid, a female version of cock blocking

that girl got twat swatted, he twat swatted me, that guys a twat swatter

by alex olenik May 30, 2009

Alabama Fly Swatter

When a man squeezes his scrotem so his testicles bulge (also known as a brain) and another person ( male or female ) pulls a suprise attack an flicks it.

My balls were numb after hogarth gave me an Alabama fly swatter.

by jaybell1945 November 19, 2010