swamp ass

when your butthole leaks and is very wet

i hade such bad swamp ass cats followed me for a week

by couragewolf127 March 6, 2011

Swamp Donky

See also: bar slut
See also: cumdumpster
See also: run-thru

Did you seriously let that swamp donky s your d? I hear that boozy broad is allllll teeth.

by Party @ The BLVD August 13, 2008

Swamp Ninja

a group of people from or near Naples Florida, when growing up had nothing to do but listen to Wu Tang Clan, Master P, and/or Trick Daddy while hanging out in the woods and/or Subway parking lot who later form a team known as the Swamp Ninjas. Each person on the team has a specific skill or art they have mastered, such as the art of smart ass comebacks.

There were a team of Swamp Ninjas in the woods, they ran off before the County Sheriff got here.

by Realswampninjas March 14, 2014

Swamp Fairy

A person who is obsessed with theater to a fault. They live and breath theater, only communicate through musical lyrics, and are desperate to be the center of attention. They are also very touchy feely with each other. Most of them are outwardly sexual but in reality nothing more than teenage virgins with overactive sexual hormones and too many pimples to be integrated into regular society.

"Look at her singing those show tunes... wtf there is no musical right now!"
"She's a hardcore Swamp Fairy... You know, she was born in the swamp, lives in the swamp and will die in the swamp."

by J-youngmoneydawg April 6, 2010

Swamp yak

An unattractive female, who is unmotivated to better herself for the sake of her child let alone herself. Maintains a minimum wage job. Struggles to stay just above the poverty line.

Can be found wrangling fish and smells as such. Keeps a rotation of partners of a sexual nature.

Does not need a father, boyfriend or anyone else, but will accept a care taker.

Friend: Hey man what happened to you and your ex?

You: Oh man, that bitch was a swamp yak!

Friend: Shes a swamp what?

You: Yak, You know fat hairy stinky animal.

Friend: Oh ok.

by James, Rick James September 10, 2009

swamp dweller

A random insult for one who is ugly and smells. Basically looks like they bathe in swamps.

One of many top insults used by local Wirral folk.

YKTH (You Know This Hovis)

"Eurgh what a swamp dweller".

by CJB - YKT December 6, 2013

swamp ass soup

Common among military tuck drivers deployed to Iraq. Occurs when the seat of the vehicle absorbs the swamp ass from one driver then before it can dry another driver mixes their own sweaty swamp ass in the seat cushion resulting in a swamp ass soup.

Dude, you swamp assed this seat. So. Well I got swamp ass too and now we just created swamp ass soup.

by immortalsoldier December 13, 2013