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strikeout

as seen in the 2006 movie "beerfest", you take a hit (weed), chug a beer, take a shot, and blow out the smoke
a strikeout will FUCK you up...
by sexy ukrainian August 27, 2006
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counter strike

more addicting than crack. i hate it i love it. i love to hate it.
by martha March 31, 2003
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Choad Stroker

A choad stroker simply enjoys stroking other mens choads. Or lady choads.
A.K.A. Zach Mazeski
Weslee:that zach kid is a choad stroker
Trevor:ya hes pretty gay
by The Punisher ;] April 23, 2009
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first strike

Upon the end of a relationship, the act of changing one's Facebook relationship status to "single" before the other party has the chance to do so.
Yeah, I just got dumped, but at least I got first strike.
by folds216 December 31, 2010
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dash stroker

A snobby individual who determines the quality of an automobile by the quality and texture of its interior plastics with little regard for the package as a whole.

The assessment is performed by closing one's eyes and smoothly running a hand over the length of the dashboard and door panels of a car. The occasional 'knock' is performed to test for hollow spaces.

Frequently these individuals are drivers of German automobiles.
"Whoa have you seen the sixth generation jetta? I kinda like it."
"You clearly have no taste. The dash is hard as a rock. Go for its predecessor. That's when they knew how to make good cars."
"But its cheaper AND has more rear legroom that the old car."
"I'm sorry were you saying something? I was stroking the 1x2 strip of soft-touch plastic i carry around with me at all times."
"F**k off dash stroker."
by officerk December 4, 2011
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Mortar Strike

A game where two men sit side by side, separated only by a make-shift ‘wall’. Both contestants masturbate until ejaculation.

The aim of the game is for the contestant to hit the other contestant with their ejaculate, shooting up and over a wall like a mortar.
Keith: ‘Me and Lucious were playing mortar strike last night
Matthew: ‘Oh cool, did you win?’
Keith: ‘Yeah’
Matthew:’Really? Congrats
Keith:’Na just kiddin’ I am infertile and unable to create a child without the aid of science, and now I have semen in my chest hairs’
by TWC.TV May 25, 2018
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stroker

An internal combustion engine that has been modified to increase displacement by replacing the stock crankshaft with a crankshaft that has more throw. This increased throw necessitates modified pistons and usually new rods. The increase in displacement resulting from stroking an engine will almost always result in an engine that produces more torque (and HP) than the stock engine.
That car flys, it's got a stroker.

That heavy-ass Impala SS smoked those LS1's - what's he got in there? Oh yea, that car has a 383 stroker with nitrous.
by Chrissssonic June 6, 2005
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