stoodent

lazy good for nothing sponging of the government

see him, see that waster? he's a stoodent!

by b3ta October 8, 2003

Stott

1. The friend allowed into a group of friends purely so they can rinse his/her house instead of their own on nights out.

2. An angry, befuddled male.

3. An unusual growth of hair.

"We never have anything to do on Friday, should we start looking for a Stott-house?"

"Let's go poke the Stott and see if he screams"

"Oh shit, I've got a Stott on my calf"

by stefan jol the 3rd May 15, 2009

stottie

stout lager.
a word used only in England..so Ams, don't knock it up as an Americanism..that's too lame.

a stottie and a cig in hand, John banged the gang's chief sister arite..

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Stood

a big hairy ball sack

Did you see his stood? It was nasty.

by bellybabes August 6, 2010

stodge

Stoned beyond the point of return.

'Hey slow down beatch, you toke any more you gonna get stodgified'

by Vore February 16, 2003

shotdown!

see SHUTDOWN!

by lauren August 31, 2003

stodgey

Meaning cheap, of poor quality, or does not work well.

I bought this clock, but it's stodgey! The man who sold it to me said it would never break.

by moth December 1, 2003