Sour log

When a man coats his penis in tempered chocolate, and while it’s is still warm, add sour candies of choice and let harden. Then stick it in her pussy and then make her eat it off after. And have her tell her friends about your sour logs.

Girl I was out with my guy last night and he gave me THE BEST sour log of my life.

by DaddyWeakKnees September 12, 2022

Sour Slut

A woman who loves sour candy but hex’s people

Bella: OMG Tessa is such a sour slut, I love that for her!!!

by Lilith Levisis January 27, 2022

sour lump

Someone who is acting uptight or irritable, thereby ruining everyone else's good time.

Emma: "They're just a sour lump in the mix,"
Angelica: "Don't be such a sour lump, Liam!"

Liam the Sour Lump: "That wasn't funny, guys. >:("
Friend 1: "What's the matter with him?"
Friend 2: "Oh, don't mind him. He's just being a sour lump like always."

by meluvcheese22 June 12, 2016

Sour Monkey

Getting a Blow Job after not showering for at least 2 weeks.

"Dude, this chick totally threw up after I gave her a Sour Monkey!"

by Temmy29 June 14, 2022

Sour Patch

When you put lemon juice on your pubes and then someone eats you out

Trisha put lemon juice on her pubes so that Calvin could eat her Sour Patch.

by ballsinurjaws3000 August 5, 2021

Sour flower

A vagina that is hot , sweaty, and smells like tuna.

I was met up with my girlfriend after work yesterday and she made me have a sour flower! I rushed home and brushed my tounge to get rid of my tuna breathe.

by Raznhell2442 April 17, 2015

Sour take

An opinion that is so bad that it makes you screw your face like you were just screwed in the throat by a lemon.

"Did you hear Johnny's opinion on that new movie?"
"Yeah, what a sour take."

by EricIsntSmart April 6, 2022