soap dispenser 

What your stupid ass grandma gets you for Christmas, when all you ask for is a VISA gift card because you are a poor college kid in desperate need of a new computer for school.

Hey C, what did you get for Christmas? Well T, I got a fucking soap dispenser. It looks like a Christmas penguin so I can't even use it all year 'round!

soap dispenser by xmas-h8er December 25, 2009

soap opera moment 

when something really dramatic happens that seems like it could easily happen on a soap opera.

person 1 "hey"
person 2 "woah! ok! how did you get in my house?!
person 3 "dude, soap opera moment"

soap opera moment by hermoine96 August 3, 2011

Soap Oprah 

TV shows with characters whose problems gets solved with advice you saw on Oprah.

I stopped watching "Friday Night Lights" because it turned into a soap Oprah.

Soap Oprah by Heavy Katester July 2, 2010

Soap Dodger 

Someone who does not take showers on a day to day basis.

(clean dude) dude you gonna go take a shower so we can get going?
(dirty dude) no i had one 3 days ago
(clean dude) your a fucking soap dodger

Soap Dodger by D8 the great November 15, 2009

Soap Dog 

Being VERY VERY overweight. While being someone who coaches the best football team in the land.

Paul is a Soap Dog and he cant walk down the football field without a oxygen mask.

Soap Dog by Barc October 3, 2007

soap star 

A person, male or female, that is abnormaly good looking. So good looking that they could be cast on a soap opera.

OMG! Look at those abs! That guy is so soap star. I wish he were my boyfriend.

soap star by Tenarr July 7, 2005

Soap Sessions 

Soap Sessions is a series of CD's featuring Singing Soap Opera Stars (and former Soapers) like Kelly Ripa, McKenzie Westmore, Melina Kanakaredes, Kyle Lowder, Eric Martsolf, Jensen Ackles and others

Soap Sessions 3 Beatlesongs

Soap Sessions by Jim Begman February 4, 2010