soap dispenser

What your stupid ass grandma gets you for Christmas, when all you ask for is a VISA gift card because you are a poor college kid in desperate need of a new computer for school.

Hey C, what did you get for Christmas? Well T, I got a fucking soap dispenser. It looks like a Christmas penguin so I can't even use it all year 'round!

by xmas-h8er December 25, 2009

soap opera moment

when something really dramatic happens that seems like it could easily happen on a soap opera.

person 1 "hey"
person 2 "woah! ok! how did you get in my house?!
person 3 "dude, soap opera moment"

by hermoine96 August 3, 2011

Soap Oprah

TV shows with characters whose problems gets solved with advice you saw on Oprah.

I stopped watching "Friday Night Lights" because it turned into a soap Oprah.

by Heavy Katester July 2, 2010

Soap Dodger

Someone who does not take showers on a day to day basis.

(clean dude) dude you gonna go take a shower so we can get going?
(dirty dude) no i had one 3 days ago
(clean dude) your a fucking soap dodger

by D8 the great November 15, 2009

Soap Dog

Being VERY VERY overweight. While being someone who coaches the best football team in the land.

Paul is a Soap Dog and he cant walk down the football field without a oxygen mask.

by Barc October 3, 2007

soap star

A person, male or female, that is abnormaly good looking. So good looking that they could be cast on a soap opera.

OMG! Look at those abs! That guy is so soap star. I wish he were my boyfriend.

by Tenarr July 7, 2005

Soap Sessions

Soap Sessions is a series of CD's featuring Singing Soap Opera Stars (and former Soapers) like Kelly Ripa, McKenzie Westmore, Melina Kanakaredes, Kyle Lowder, Eric Martsolf, Jensen Ackles and others

Soap Sessions 3 Beatlesongs

by Jim Begman February 4, 2010