Smackadoobie

French for a wild card. Hence it may be used in any circumstance or situation one might find himself/herself in.

A wild card is a phrase that can be used in place of any noun, verb, pronoun, and/or adjective. (Excluding adverbs)

Derived from French dialect in the mid 1699's as a naval code word to express a feeling of doubt or horror. It has since taken on a different form of meaning in today's society.

bryan and chuck met a girl who had a nice set of smackaboodies.

while watching a tv informercial on water aerobics, i got a sharp smackadoobie.

i watched a live smackaboodie get fried up on the food network.

by TommyT17 October 15, 2009

Pudding Smack

When a girl gives a guy a hand job. After he cums, the girl catches it in mid-air and smacks him in the face.

Dude, I was haveing sex with Jessica and she pudding smacked me.

by Lizards Are Coolish June 17, 2009

cock smacker

A person acting idiotic ; a homosexual; a stupid person

Jim why do you have to be such a cock smacker.

Pull your dick out of my ass you cock smacker.

Shutup you cock smacker.

by OJProductions August 19, 2006

Smack ass friday

Friday the official day of the week where you smack people's butts of the opposite gender.

Dude I can't wait for smack ass Friday, then I can smack Hailey's big ass.

by Panda191 April 6, 2017

poodle smacked

The act of bitch slapping someone so hard that they yelp like a poodle.

"Stephanie wouldn't stop talking shit on me so I poodle smacked that ho!"

by LB2011 December 16, 2008

Banana Smack

Like a cock slap, but with a banana

Stephen just banana smacked that ho

by Pedro30834 October 23, 2009

Fart Smack

A fart smack is when you sneak up on an unsuspecting sleeping friend or foe, squat over their slumbering face (pants optional) and unleash a large, preferably disgusting odored fart. Swiftly after you must wake them up with an authoritative smack to there face. Thus waking them up to a big, startled gasp of ass gas.

Dude, Joey is such a douche bag, lets fart smack his ass tonight!

by TEESHIRTIME January 7, 2011