five-star sickness

When you have the super flu and your entire body is ill from sickness, however, you keep soldiering on because you still have class even when you're sick.

Hey, dude, you must be a soldier, because you look like you have the five-star sickness.

by aint that the truth July 18, 2018

2nd Date Sickness

When you go on a date with a girl and you thought it went well and then you try to hangout with her again and she says yes and then bails by using an excuse such as “I feel so sick.” Absolutely clusterfucking your feelings and your night.

I was going to go hangout with Chloe but she got the 2nd Date Sickness while I was on my way to her house.

by funnypanda196 December 28, 2019

The Chug Sickness

The chug sickness is just another way of say “The coronavirus”. Chug is talking about chugging and beer and sickness is virus. Take that China. Also let’s self isolate because this is what all of y’all have been waiting for

“Hey, girl! My boyfriend, Tim, just got diagnosed with the The Chug Sickness“

“Dang, girl, than sucks. Thanks, China’s”

by yeet_you_smell_like_feet March 23, 2020

Real nigga sickness

A very Rare sickness that no man kind has ever gotten.

Real nigga sickness is like Eating a pizza and throwing it up after.

by Dr. Oz December 8, 2020

The Jason Sickness

A sickness only curable through sexual content with a Cameron. Symptoms can include coughing, vomiting, a fever or just a general feeling of illness. Best treated with anal or oral sex by the Cameron.

Cameron fucked The Jason Sickness out of me the other day - Jason

by Cam2000 February 6, 2023

Here Comes Sickness

Heh

Here comes sickness
Walking down my street
Shaking her hips
Like she's some kinda treat
All the neighborhood dogs
Licking at her feet
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Walking down my street
Yeah

Here comes sickness
Moving up my block
When she comes to my house
I hope she don't knock
All the neighborhood dogs
Sniffing at her crotch
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Moving up my block
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, yeah

There goes sickness
In my daddy's car
Good riddance to the both of you
I hope you go far
All the neighborhood dogs
Should be drunk in the bar
There goes sickness
There goes sickness
There goes sickness
In my daddy's car

by Death Menace July 23, 2023

The Dylan sickness

When a girl has changes in behaviour and health

The longing for Dylan

My cycles is just mixed up for no reason. My hormones have rearranged.
My moods are totally out of balance.
Changes in my facial features.
I have the Dylan sickness.

by Gweinblydd June 28, 2023