sweat sitting

when you sit for too long and your butt starts sweating

your butt looks like you have been sweat sitting

by Bang tan army October 28, 2021

Sit on a candle

A common phrase in Nigeria referring to the medieval punishment of stripping someone down naked and making them sit on a chair with a hole in it and putting a candle slowly burning their genitalia

Go sit on a candle

by John markings May 31, 2021

Bed Sitting

The term "Bed Sitting" applies to an individual who has no purpose in life and sits in a bed all day, preferably their partners bed. When an individual is bed sitting, they tend to have their laptop with them and watch Youtube videos all day while their partner is out making a living to support the individual who is bed sitting.

Scenario:

Man1: Hey have you seen Jessica lately?
Man2: No i havent... but if you check the snap map location, it shows she is still at Smith Ave where her boyfriend lives.

Man1: She is always there right? I wonder why she is there everyday?
Man2: She is probably bed sitting for when her boyfriend comes back from work to support her lazy ass!

by ConnorsCure November 19, 2019

Frisbee Sit

The act of turning a frisbee upside down, filling it with beer, pulling down down your pants as to expose the anus, and squatting down on said frisbee.

This substitute to buttchugging or boofing, is commonly employed by nerds on ultimate frisbee teams around the country.

This trend originated at Swarthmore college.

Normal guy 1: hey bro, why was the ultimate frisbee team making so much noise last night.

Normal guy 2: I don't know, I think they were hammered from doing one to many frisbee sits.

Normal guy 1: frisbee sits?

Normal guy 2: yeah, it's like a cooler version of butt chugging that frisbee guys do. Like ordering a daquiri at a microbrewery.

by Daquiris for the boys January 19, 2014

sitting on the drapes

Having a large vagina.

That woman's got to be sitting on the drapes.

by Kung-fu Zombie April 15, 2005

man-sitting

When someone is sitting down with their legs spread very far apart, as if they have the largest dick and balls in the world and this is the closest they can bring their legs together.

God damnit, during rush hour the train was full of assholes man-sitting with their legs all up in my space.

by cinterclawz March 21, 2010

sit on a pineapple

Basically means take it up the ass with a big wide cock. Usually used to insult someone and is synonymous with Fuck off

Cock

Jimmy you are so annoying, go sit on a pineapple.

by Hojololol July 8, 2016