should’ve ran the ball

When the Seattle Seahawks were on the goal line in Super Bowl 49 they were one score away from winning. There was only a little over 20 seconds yet and the Patriots would not have enough time to score. All they had to do was give the ball to beast mode and he would’ve scored. Instead they throw the ball, Malcom Butler on the patriots defense picked off the ball winning the super bowl for the patriots. They should’ve ran the ball.

“The Seahawks almost won Super Bowl 49”
“Yeah, they should’ve ran the ball.”

by Dopacola April 8, 2019

i should be doing homework

What you're thinking. Usually thought with a computer sitting by said homework.

I should be doing homework but instead I'm on urban dictionary because it's more interesting.

by 2112iskewl November 14, 2015

shoulder lean

to lean to the side and be a thug, and make money. YEAH

to stand on the corner of your hood with a duece of Malt liquor and your collar popped trying to make money and relax by leaning your shoulder. I was sittin on da corner of Third and Murry wit my Shoulder leaned!YEAH

by Cooter Brown May 6, 2006

Shoulder Bury

A mandatory manoeuvre for any guy not willing to run the risk of his girlfriend ending the relationship after witnessing his 'jizz-face' in the missionary position. Timing and execution is everything.

At the point of no return, quickly bury your face in to the right shoulder of your woman and, for the love of god, do NOT resurface until you're 100% sure you've regained full control of your facial muscles. To ensure you get the full 'clamped on' effect, therefore completely eliminating all chance of her wrestling your head free and witnessing your best Stephen Hawking impression, it may be desirable to hook your left arm carefully but firmly around the back of her neck while securing her left leg around your midsection tightly with the right arm.

Example 1:

Guy A: "My girlfriend loves when I crack out the shoulder bury because she thinks I'm trying to make an already seriously sensuous moment even more intimate."
Guy B: "WIN!"
Guy A: "Yes. But little does she know I'm simply ashamed of my jizz-face."

Example 2:

Guy A: "Is demonstrating the shoulder bury on my male friend, in someone else's house, on their bed, in front of some people I've only just met, okay?"

Guy B: "Not really."

Guy A: "Well, I did. And all those men present that were previously unaware of the technique WILL thank me one day."

by JosephLL July 2, 2011

shoulder pat

A physical representation of the friend zone. If the person, male or female, does this to you, you no longer have any chance, a final nail in the coffin.

-"hey man did you ever get a date with Katie? "
-"Nah bro, she gave me the shoulder pat. "
-"It's happened to the best of us buddy."

by Josh Brolin July 14, 2015

could've, would've, should've

The idea of reflecting back on your life and thinking about how things might now be better if you did things differently in the past. Usually involves feelings of guilt.

"I'm always thinking about the ghosts in my past, you know. The could've, would've, should've."

by yes juanito yes December 20, 2017

sholanda

Sweet with the biggest heart. Beautiful. Shy and quiet but can be outspoken when needed. Love hard and sometimes that's a disadvantage. Great friend who will help anyone if able. She is someone you would want to know.

Sholanda is sweet. Cool gorgeous.

by Sholicious December 19, 2016