Scat Palmer

When you poop in your hand then jerk off with it.

I ran out of lube so I gave myself a scat palmer

by clashclashclash February 23, 2017

scat signing

A series of gestures that look as if they should be meaningful but are actually complete nonsense.

“Bottom dances pretty cool, but what’s he doing with his hands?”
“He can’t sing, so must resort to scat signing.”

by Bottom Ford, Esq December 17, 2010

Scat tower

The penis of a gay man. A Homo-erectus.

I was in Brighton, excavating a particularly succulent seam of marmite. I employed my scat tower as the only reasonable tool for the job.

by Poo Olympics Gold Medal Winner October 23, 2016

velo scat

The accumulation of road grime or mud up ones back while riding a bicycle in wet weather.

Dude! you should get some fenders, you're covered in velo scat

by FredPDX May 12, 2009

Scat 2.0

Its like shit but the next level

Slang term for "taking it to the next level"
Also Slang term for "This is cool"

Steve: "Hey, man. I got this new game I've been wanting, and it's so Scat 2.0"
Gus: "Woah, that is some Scat 2.0 right there, my man!"
Elijah "I got laid last night, and it's Scat 2.0"

by MuffDiver666 July 9, 2018

Scat rat

A thing that little 8 year olds call eachother on roblox when everything else is blocked

"Ur mom Gay"
"Shut up Scat Rat"

by Antisocial_ December 10, 2018

Scat jack

To pleasure oneself using a syncopated and improvised rhythm to delight and surprise one's penis.

I scat jacked last night and sounded like Bobby McFerrin when I came.

by Enginerd8 August 3, 2015