A sexual act in which a Male/Female defecates on themselves with their legs closed and leaning over an object. Followed by a partner Male/Female that urinates on the fecal matter; causing the feces to slide down between their legs like a Poop Sailboat.
Mr. Van Den Berg's Poop Sailboat caused a rash down the back of his legs, that was visible while he wore shorts.
by Mr Van Den Berg February 25, 2010
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Jeremy: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
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You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
Jeremy: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
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You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
by Sandbaggin' son of a bitch January 18, 2009
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A male, usually horribly overweight, who insists on 'cross-playing,' especially one that persists in wearing a fuku or Japanese schoolgirl uniform.
That 300 lb. man in the miniskirt, knee-high boots, and blouse you see at ACEN every year? Yeah, that's Sailor Man.
by PwF September 9, 2007
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by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd January 12, 2008
Get the sailfrog mug.The valiant attempt to pour 8 shots of Sailor Jerry's into a mug and drink it straight, then attempt to survive the rest of the evening without dying.
Friend one: "We're doing the Sailor Shot tonight you wanna join?"
Friend two: "I don't know man, I've heard that many have tried and failed in the past..."
Friend one: *Does Sailor Shot*
One hour later... DONE.
Friend two: "I don't know man, I've heard that many have tried and failed in the past..."
Friend one: *Does Sailor Shot*
One hour later... DONE.
by mimsters November 14, 2012
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by Overdose of Tums January 12, 2011
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Another term for a rear end ranger
Someone who likes to sail his chuffy up as many anal cannals as possible
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Someone who likes to sail his chuffy up as many anal cannals as possible
Watch out Steven is a sailor of anal ports.
I hear Steven likes to play captin chuffy while sailing into anal ports.
I hear Steven likes to play captin chuffy while sailing into anal ports.
by T5Nutter June 28, 2006
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