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Total Ruxpin

Total Ruxpin - a high level staff member of an organization, who spouts off nothing but precanned, corporate BS at all of the employee meetings and press events. A real braindead douche-bag just reciting crap, waiting to getting his ticket punched, so he can get his ass promoted again.
That new Superintendent of schools in Nevada sure is a Total Ruxpin!
by Thetommeister May 18, 2022
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Rimming/Rumming

Rimming/Rumming are pronouns used by people who are secretly two midgets in a trenchcoat or are a swarm of all-powerful bees (also known as non binary people).
"My pronouns are rimming/rumming"
"But rimming/rumming are plural"
"Yes. I am two midgets in a trenchcoat"
by mechanicalnoise December 21, 2022
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Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse

While in the act of performing Teddy Ruxpin on a female, the male (usually short in stature with ample body hair; opens the window and has his partner bite on a toy Glow Worm from the same family of Mattel children’s toys from the 1980s. Thus keeping her quiet, while also getting the attention of anyone walking by…
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.
I can’t believe I let Jeff Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse me again…someone walking their dog stared at us for like 10 minutes. It was kinda hot!
by 2family4jeff January 27, 2023
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Bumpkin Rumpkins

Large ogre-like goblinoids that throw shit.
"Those damn Bumpkin Rumpkins upsets me pop pops."
by Ashcloud99 March 4, 2023
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Bonnie-ramping

Used to describe an exciting or happy situation
Gianna: “I just got an $100 Crumbl gift card!”
Katie: “That is so bonnie-ramping bro”
by katieduus June 19, 2025
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Bonnie-freaking-ramping

Used to sarcastically describe a situation as good when it actually isn’t
Gianna: “Ugh Charlie is going to the party tonight
Katie: “Bonnie-freaking-ramping” >:|
by katieduus June 19, 2025
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