Ruben

Ruben is a very sexy portuguese guy and he can have sex for 60 minutes straight without cumming.
He's very strong and he loves his friends and pussy.
Like a real man, Ruben prefers ass to boobs.

Random Girl - Oh! Look over there! It's Ruben!
Ruben - Hello sexy woman, would you like to have savage sex for and hour?
Random Girl - For sure! Oh my god!

by António Mendes December 22, 2021

Ruben Wiki

A sickie. To take a sick day / sick leave

“Where’s Johno?”
“He’s having a Ruben Wiki”

by dunc5 May 24, 2022

Rubens

A male name reserved for only the kindest of boys. Men named Rubens are incredibly kind and extremely friendly. They are the amazing boyfriends and make perfect husbands. With no fear of anyone's opinions, men named Rubens will pursue their dreams at all costs and talk about their passions until your ears fall off– in an endearing way. He is a nerd in a nerdy way, not a geeky way and will be upset if you don't know who directed Star Wars.

My husband Rubens is so kind, and he plays Lego Star Wars on the wii with the kids.

by LavaLampOnYourDesk June 19, 2022

rubert

A person who doesn’t know how or where to wipe their touchdown zone after taking a plopper

Rubert is stupid

by Pulcher July 19, 2022

RubenO.S

rubens lore

you think RubenO.S is only a clown right?, NO!, you are so fucking wrong bitch, this guy is actually the Gsu's lover, And we have more!, you can see him in the #report-players chat his 90% of time, and always for the same reason spam, wanna know something funny?, this guy abuses even more than 3 spammers together

Also ruben is so fucking gay for using axl

by user29302930920329030293029302 December 15, 2022

Ruben

A man of Mexican heritage that knows nothing about anything yet assumes all knowing wisdom about all subjects.

Can you believe that Ruben thinks he can heal a broken leg by doing leg lifts?

by RubenWrangler January 4, 2023

ruben

the whitest boy on the planet, although he's mexican he's whiter than the white poop on the floor from the step brothers movie. he tries to act hard but he's not, I can literally beat him up w my pinky toe. he has "so many gfs" and he thinks its a flex but its really not, he's the most embarrassing person, dont fall for him because aint nobody want a guy like him to break they corazon.

Girl 1: Rubens kinda cute...
Girl 2: dont ever say that again if you want to continue being friends

by brothaaaaa October 6, 2023