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jack rowley

Sexy mother fucker, massive cock, best sex you’ll ever have! Also a decent guy.
Jack rowley is best used in my tight ass fanny
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rodney kinged

to recieve an "ass kickin'" after a police pursuit. either on foot or in a vehicle
"WHEN" we catch that guy, he's gonna get "rodney kinged"!!!
by carl June 29, 2003
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Rodney

A middle-aged pedophile who lives in his mother's basement while watching Miley Cyrus videos.
That dude is such a fucking rodney, hes a fucking disgrace, one should tie him to the floor and allow the death rabbits to eat him.
by Obregon December 17, 2008
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rodneyed

To be rodneyed is to be in the state of lethargy and intense laziness following the initial high resulting from smoking large amounts of Marijuana. Characterized by the inability to get of the couch and finding it hard to even move around on the couch to get more comfortable.

Origin: Some friends discovered a mouse in their university dorm room, this mouse was named rodney. Being students it only seemed right to conduct an experiment on the effects of marijuana on a rodent. Prior to exposure the mouse ran around and showed alot of activity. Post marijuana smoke gas chamber it would cling to a sock and not move for several hours, even if the sock were turned upside down and shaken. Then one day rodney was allowed out of his bucket sober and proceded to run directly of the fire escape and fell 5 stories to his death.

It is in his honor that the term rodney was coined to fill a void in smoking vocab.
"Dude, you've sat on that couch and watched the discovery channel for 3 hours, your so rodneyed."

"Man, can you get the remote? I know it's only 2 feet away but I like really cant get it, i'm too rodneyed."

"I was supposed to go to class, but I was so rodneyed, I just passed out face first on the carpet."
by sjb503 September 29, 2005
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*rolleyes*

an emoticon-thingy used on the internet showing that you are rolling your eyes at something. mostly used in the chat website Chatango because thats what you type in to get the rolling-eyes smiley.
joe: i crashed my car into a tree today :|
bob: lol your such a n00b *rolleyes*
by cool_kid123432123 October 12, 2009
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joshua rowley

the most amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing person you will ever meet. He's funny, practically a giant, and always dresses to impress. i love him more than anything and am completely gutted that i never see him anymore. hopefully this definition wont get lost, because i want him to know how much he means to me! love you with all my heart babes! i hope everything goes well for you, and trust me it will, we've been through a lot, and I'm sure we'll go through much more and im always here for you no matter how long we go without talking! <3 <3 p.s sorry for it being so soppy but you know you love it ;)
person one: i just met the best person ever
person two: mustve been joshua rowley,was he tall?
person one: yeah he was like a giant!
person two: yeah thats definitely joshua rowley.
by olliieeeee December 9, 2010
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Radley

Please don’t name your kid Radley. You know who you are.
Radley is a dumb name
by radleysux November 25, 2019
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